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~*~ M O M S ~*~
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May 12, 2012 10:46 pm
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MOMS warm our hearts  ...bcoz they care 
and when we call  ...they're always there
MOMS make us smile  ...they light the way 
they even hear what we don't say  
that's why MOMS are loved and wished
a
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
always remember:
"No gift to ur mother can ever equal her gift to U... LIFE "
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~*~MINISTER AND LAWYER IN HEAVEN~*~
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May 2, 2012 4:01 am
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a minister and a lawyer arrived at the pearly gates
Saint Peter greeted both of them
and gave them their room assignments
"Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units
...and for u, Atty, the keys to our finest penthouse suite."
"this is unfair!" cried the minister
"listen," Saint Peter said,
"ministers are a dime a dozen up here
but this is the first lawyer we've ever seen."
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~*~ ♥ JUST WANNA BE LOVED♥~*~
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Apr 22, 2012 8:58 pm
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before u can grow up, u must fall in love three times
once, u must fall in love with ur best friend... ruining ur friendship forever...this will teach u who ur true friends are... and the fine line between friendship and more.
once(again),u must fall in love with someone u believe is perfect...u will learn that no one is perfect ... and that u should never be treated as anything less than u deserve.
And once (more), u must fall in love with someone that is exactly like u ... this will teach u about who u are ... and who u want to be.
and when u're through with all that...u learn that the people who care about u the most are the ones that u hurt...and the ones that hurt u are the ones that needed u the most.  
but most of all, u learn that LOVE is only a concept  ...and is not something that can be defined... it is different to each and every person on this earth, knowing that everyone only wants to be loved
stay in love...with urself<<<that is the bottomline
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~*~ A FATHER ~*~
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Apr 20, 2012 7:24 am
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bcoz of fantasiamore's blog about his dad...i digged this old blog i've posted long time ago...during father's day...this is an excerpt from BO SANCHEZ' inspirational stories
to all the fathers and sons out there:B
"One of my greatest achievement is that i cut the fingernails and toenails of my father. Before he passed away, i would do that little service for him–because his eyesight was no longer good. I loved sitting beside him, cutting his toenails and fingernails. I loved doing it because I remember when I was small, he would do it for me. Now it was my turn to love him.
I loved it also when i brought him to the barbershop. I loved it because when i was small, i remember that he’d be the one driving me there. He’d lead me to the barber’s chair and then sit behind me reading the newspaper. Now, it’s my turn to lead him to the barber’s chair. I also sit behind him and read the newspaper.
But I’m not really reading the paper. It’s a camouflage. I’m covering my face so people won’t see that i’m crying. Tears flow down my cheeks because i’m thanking God for the opportunity to thank my father for the love he gave to me all his life."
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~*~ L I P S ~*~
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Apr 19, 2012 10:46 pm
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a sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy
out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret ...and the surgeon agreed
awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 balloons carefully placed up her bed
outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "i thought i asked u not to tell anyone about my operation!"
the surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality ...and that the first balloon was from him
"i felt sad because u went through this all by yourself."
"the second balloon is from my nurse...she assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"and what about the third balloon ?" she asked.
"that's from a man upstairs in the burn unit...he wanted to thank u for his new ears."
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~*~ A FEMALE COMPASSION ♥♥♥~*~
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Apr 19, 2012 10:11 pm
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a man was lying at the beach... he had no legs
three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man
the first woman said " have u ever had a hug"
the man said "no",
so she gave him a hug and walked on
the second woman said "have u ever had a kiss"
the man said "no",
so she gave him a kiss and walked on
the third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered in his ear,
have u ever been f****d?
the fellow looked up in amazement and said "no"
the woman smiled and said ...
"u will be when the tide comes in."
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~*~SOMETIMES...IT 'S BETTER TO PAY MORE~*~
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Apr 17, 2012 11:46 pm
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a man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem
while they were there...the wife passed away
the undertaker told the husband:
"u can have her shipped home at $5000
or u can bury her here in the Holy land for $150 "
the husband thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home
the undertaker asked:
"why would u spend $5000 to ship ur wife home???...when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150?"
the husband replied:
"long ago, a man died here, was buried here and 3 days later rose from the dead ...i just can't take that chance... "
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~*~ GRANDMA'S BOYFRIEND ~*~
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Apr 17, 2012 4:26 am
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a 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day...laying with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"grandma, how come u don't have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?"
grandma replied, "honey, my TV is my boyfriend ...i can sit in
my bedroom and watch it all day long...the religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh...i'm happy
with my TV as my boyfriend."
grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible...she started adjusting the knobs... trying to get the picture in focus ...frustrated ... she started hitting the backside of the TV ...hoping to fix the problem
the little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood grandma's minister
the minister said, "hello son, is ur grandma home?"
the little boy replied, "yeah, she's in the bedroom banging
her boyfriend."
...the minister collapsed amp;
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~*~PSYCHIATRY~*~
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Apr 17, 2012 2:18 am
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a psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers & their small children
"u all have obsessions,"' he observed ...to the first mother, jane, he said, 'u are obsessed with eating ...u've even named ur daughter Candy."
he turned to the second mom, julie... "ur obsession is with money...again, it manifests itself in ur child's name, Penny.'"
he turned to the third mom, evie: "'ur obsession is alcohol... this, too, shows itself in ur child's name, Brandy."
at this point, the fourth mother, susie, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "'come on, Dick, we're leaving."
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