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Just Figuring Out
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Posted:Jun 14, 2008 9:07 pm
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2008 3:16 am 3017 Views
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The of Israel
"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's something I can't figure out."
"What's that, Joey?" asked Goldblatt.
"Well, according to the Bible, the of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"
"Right." "And the of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"
"Er, right."
"And the of Israel built the Temple, right?"
"Again you're right."
"And the of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the of Israel fought the Romans, and the of Israel were always doing something important, right?"
"Ah, yes that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"
"What were all the grown-ups doing?"
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Ponder On This
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Posted:Jun 14, 2008 8:51 pm
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2008 2:51 am 2993 Views
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled fillet of camel ass!!
What do you think? 
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An Important Person
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Posted:May 30, 2008 4:51 am
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2008 12:08 am 3256 Views
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In the Driver's Seat...
The Pope lands at an airport just in time to get to an important meeting. His limo driver speedily takes off, but the Pope needs him to go faster in order to get to his meeting on time. The Pope asks the driver to switch places so the Pope can drive.
They speedily take off again, but unfortunately, the speeding car is stopped by a cop. The police officer takes one look at the situation and radios in to police headquarters. He tells the chief that he's got a pretty important person on his hands.
The police chief asked, "Is he more important than the mayor?"The cop said, "Yes."
Then the chief asked, "Is he more important than the governor?"
The cop said, "Yes."
Then the chief asked, "Is he more important than the President?"
The cop said, "Yes."
Finally, the chief asked, "How important can he be?"
The cop said, "I don't know, but he's got the Pope for a driver."
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Women To Marry...
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Posted:May 30, 2008 3:27 am
Last Updated:May 30, 2008 7:07 pm 2843 Views
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How Many Women?
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly."How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said.
"All you have to do is add it up, like the Preacher said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
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