When He Was Their Age
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Posted:Jun 28, 2008 7:44 pm
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2008 1:06 am 2884 Views
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When I Was Your Age ...
The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.
"Nothing much, Pastor," replied one boy. "We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life.""Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I never even thought about sex."
In unison they all replied, "You win Pastor!"
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My Weekend...
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Posted:Jun 27, 2008 6:11 pm
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2008 5:40 am 2949 Views
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Another weekend,
Another unending home chores,
Water the plants,
my orchids and roses,
Clean the weeds in the yard,
Feed the birds (parakeet},
Feed/play with my pet Gonggong,
Clean the house,
Change curtains and bedsheets,
Do laundry,
Go to the grocery store,
Cook, do dishes, etc.,etc.,
I'm not complaining,
Just as long as there is breath
Life would be OK.
Basta naa ka Lord, okay lang!
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Another Day
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Posted:Jun 27, 2008 5:42 pm
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2008 5:43 am 2834 Views
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"Everyday is a miracle,
Every moment is a grace,
Every heartbeat is a blessing,
Every breath is from the Lord."
May the Lord bless you today
and ALWAYS.
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DEATH
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Posted:Jun 24, 2008 5:16 am
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2008 7:28 am 2943 Views
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When the inevitable hour comes.
As I reflect on the Princess of the Stars tragedy, with the great number of fatalities and missing persons, it made me realize that when death knocks on the door, we can never say NO. For sure the victims were not contemplating to die. I imagine it would have been a very scary thought to think that their time to go has come especially those who were not ready spiritually.
The Bible tells us to be always prepared. Most of us take death as a morbid thing. We don't want to think or talk about it. We tend to forget that each of us is on wait for that inevitable journey, thus, we must take time to prepare.
I remember a song which was taught to me by my mother when I was a . I always hear myself say, "Lord, if and when I die, please take charge of my soul." For all those who died in that accident, may they find peace and rest in God.
Hear oh Lord, the sound of my call
Hear oh Lord and have mercy
My soul is longing for the glory of You
Oh hear oh Lord and answer me.
Every night before I sleep
I pray my soul to keep
Or else I pray that loneliness
Is gone when I awake.
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Oh Women...
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Posted:Jun 17, 2008 5:28 am
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2008 3:24 am 2988 Views
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These Men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These Men Have Jobs and Love .
"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more."
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These Men Have Jobs, Love , and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These Men Have Jobs, Love , are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Floor 5 - These Men Have Jobs, Love , are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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