Hate Me
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Posted:Sep 27, 2008 4:56 am
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2008 8:41 pm 4362 Views
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It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
Andre Gide (1869 - 1951)
Don't love me for what I am not.
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Flying Turtle
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Posted:Sep 20, 2008 9:46 am
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2008 5:26 pm 4086 Views
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A knock on the door
I opened
I saw someone standing
My ,
On his shoulder was his bag
He just came from school
He sat down
Took off his shoes
Said, "Mama, guess what?"
"A flying turtle", I said.
"I topped the Midterm exam in Zoology!"
Behind all the struggles,
Life is still worth it
With its little surprises
And constant loving support.
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Bored
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Posted:Sep 19, 2008 3:42 am
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2008 9:36 am 3093 Views
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Where have all the flowers gone?
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20 Years of Marriage
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Posted:Sep 11, 2008 5:16 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2010 4:32 pm 4061 Views
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Married Life
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'
'I found the remote,' he said.
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You Grow Old Because...
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Posted:Sep 3, 2008 3:56 am
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2008 8:39 pm 4673 Views
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LAUGHTER...
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
Michael Pritchard
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Lord Byron (1788 - 1824)
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Charming or Tedious?
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Posted:Sep 1, 2008 6:06 pm
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2008 5:06 am 3689 Views
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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act I
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Real Busy Today
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Posted:Aug 31, 2008 12:15 am
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2008 5:44 am 3070 Views
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Busy Doing Something
I will be quite busy these days, after the school evaluation there is the coming card day. I need to do the grades of the 5 sections I am handling. I am thankful that someone has the patience to help me with the excel and made me a program where I will just encode the scores and bingo the grades just come out.
Thank you so much for taking time to make that special program for me. God bless you for sharing your expertise.
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Too Bad
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Posted:Aug 27, 2008 3:48 am
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2008 4:53 am 3158 Views
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Conversation in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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