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MERRY CHRISTMAS...ang aking bati
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Dec 24, 2010 5:35 am
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Maligayang Pasko sa mga kababayan kong Pilipino
Merry Christmas ang bati ng mga Amerikano
sa mga kaibigang Hapon...Shinnen Omedeto
at Buon Natale naman sa mga Italiano
Sun Tan Chuk Ha...sa mga kaibigang Korean
Froehliche Weihnachten ang sigaw ng mga German
Melekalikimaka ang bati sa Hawaii
at sa mga Thailander nama'y Sawadee Pee Mai
Feliz Navidad sa aking mga Amigos y Amigas
Milad Majid sa mga Arabianos at Arabianas
Selamat Hari Natal ang bati sa Indonesia
at sa mga Polish na naririyan...Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia
We celebrate Chistmas all over the World
It is the birth of The most Holy Jesus Christ, Our Lord
however you say it, wherever you may be
Peace and Goodwill to everyone I bestowed upon thee
MALIGAYANG PASKO ANG AKING HATID
AT KAPAYAPAAN SA BUONG DAIGDIG
tajoolz
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DRIVE-IN BANKING INSTRUCTIONS:
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Nov 5, 2010 9:40 am
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A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
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Nahhhhhh !!!
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Oct 21, 2010 1:35 pm
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Older and wiser?....
Nahhhhh
What if...a latebloomer?
like a newborn, a newcomer
Do you have the right to judged her?
But who will cast the first stone?
You???...who doesn't have a sin of your own?
Why can't you just leave her alone
and try to scratch your own bottom!
Don't make it a big deal
she is being real
thou old...but for sure, not dumb
but been through a lot thus become numb!
So...do you agree that older sometimes not wiser?
in search for happiness which became her life long desire
and vowed to do everything in her might and power
to achieve it before it's too late and she's already six feet under
need I say more? Nahhhhhhhhh!!!
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~ ~ ~ NADA ~ ~ ~
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Sep 9, 2010 11:40 pm
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Nothing to do tonight
so I've decided to write
I can't seem to fall asleep...not just yet
and I guess...this will help, I bet!
I didn't had any coffee
and I just finished my last pack of yosi
I'm done watching the movie
so now, I'm in front of my PC
hmmmmm  who can I call? it's almost 1 in the morning
and I don't want to be an A-hole and disturb my friends while they are sleeping
I guess...I have to deal with it
until hopefully...I will fall asleep (tic,tac,tic,tac)
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NOW THAT I'M 54....(an excerpts from the famous Beatles song)
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Sep 9, 2010 8:17 pm
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Now that I'm old
with some gray hair
that you can see now
Who will be sending me a Valentine?
Birthday greetings and a bottle of wine?
...
Even if I'm out till quarter to 3
Who will unlock the door?
Who will still need me?
Who will still love me?
Now that I'm 54  waaaaaaa
When the lights are gone
I can not knit a sweater by the fireside
no Sunday mornings to go for a ride
nor do the garden
just smoke the weeds (medicinal hahaha)
and maybe ask for some more
Who will still need me?
Who will still feed me?
now that I am 54?
(oh well....)
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WHAT CAN I SAY???
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Sep 3, 2010 7:10 am
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Let me take this opportunity
to express my gratitude
and say THANKS to everybody
for keeping up with my defensive attitude
Now that I am a year older
and I think the right time has come
hopefully a little bit wiser
for me to finally move on
To all of you who took the time out
and making my Birthday a special one
in big, bold letters...hear my shout-out
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!  
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SALAMAT MGA KAIBIGAN...
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Sep 2, 2010 6:13 am
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Salamat mga kaibigan ko
maluwag na ngayon ang aking paghinga
kanina kasi, parang pasan ko ang buong mundo
sa mga walang katapusan kong problema
kita nyo, naging outlet ko ang pagsusulat
sa inyong lahat....ako'y nagpapasalamat
kanina kasi, gusto ko ng kumuha ng kutchilyo
takot naman ako sa dugo, kaya nag computer na lang ako
It's almost 8:00 na in the morning
my favorite song "C'est La Vie" is still playing
lintek na yan...puro senti kasi ang music kaya ako'y naaaning
mabuti pa mag beauty sleep na lang muna ako para mukhang fresh mamaya paggising.
Salamat ulit sa pagbabasa
at kailanman sa inyong lahat na sa akin ay hindi nang husga. (ty nyte-nyte and salamat)
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GANITO NGA KAYA???
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Sep 2, 2010 5:58 am
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Ganito nga kaya ang tumatanda?
lagi na lang tamang hinala?
nagiging maramdamin at malimit mag self pity
akala mo tuloy laging inaapi?
O dahil kaya sa matinding takot?
na baka mag-isa syang matigok?
malalaman na lamang kapag may naamoy na mabantot
matagal na palang matigas at nasa isang sulok?
Kaya pala...may mga matatapang na matanda
mga mareklamo at maraming dada
at kahit ngayong nasa idad na ako ng peligro
pipilitin kong hindi matulad sa kanila ano?
Hayyy nako...ganito nga kaya?
walang dahilan...ngumangawa
o baka naman kaya kasi ay nag-iisa
walang makausap kaya tipa na lang ng tipa
Ganito nga kaya?
menthol pa naman ang aking yosi at hindi beha
sa unang tingin...hmmmmm...mukhang pwede pa
pero sa malapitan...aruuuuu...puro kalawang na
Salamat naman at wala pang sumasakit sa akin
o baka naman kaya hindi ko lang pinapansin?
ayoko namang sa aking Doktor na magpatingin
kasi baka sya may matuklasan at kailangan akong operahin
What I don't know...won't hurt me
sama yata ako sa Bahala na gang at Sigue-Sigue
balak kong magpa tatoo ng isang paroparong malaki
at sa aking tombstone nakalagay ang mga katagang...."Here lies a confused and misunderstood Lady" (hayyy nako...ganito nga kaya?)
(kakanerbyos naman)
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I AM A VIRGO
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Sep 2, 2010 12:32 am
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Sensitive and meticulously clean
are my well-known traits
a lot of times funny...as it may seems
but deep inside....I'm bursting with heartaches
I turned 54 today
a little old, lonely granny
always misunderstood in each and every way
can't moved-on...'cuz the past keeps haunting me
Everybody makes mistakes
and I'm one of them
but understanding is all that it'll take
for my soul to hopefully go to heaven
My heart is filled with hatred and anger
from all of the people that I've trust and loved
and sad to say, I don't want to fight anymore...I surrender!
and today, I raise and wave my white flag
It's not a Happy Birthday to me
Peace of mind is all that I ever wanted
please...dear Lord...I beg of thee
let me rest in peace...'cuz I'm better off...dead!
(sorry)
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C'est La Vie...
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Aug 14, 2010 9:35 pm
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alone and lonely
regrets...too many
no money...no honey
oh well...C'est La Vie
hair turned to gray
been long gone astray
seems like a helpless little prey
oh well...C'est La Vie...she would say
do you give a damn?
did you forget what she'd done?
when she was on top and number one?
oh well...C'est La Vie...she'd hope you had fun!
she can't sing anymore song
for all of you to sing a long
but come to think of it...have she done anything wrong?
oh well...C'est La Vie...too late...she's gone!
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