/blog/lavender3704/?pid=f2397 "A sense of purpose is the best driving force to live...when u have a reason to live, u will never have a reason to quit...!"[B][/B][SIZE 10][/SIZE][COLOR purple][/COLOR] /blog/6467/post_119926.html?pid=f2397&m= Someone has written these beautiful words. One must read and try to understand the deep meanings in them. They are like the Ten Commandments to follow in life all the time. 1] Prayer is not a "spare Tue, 08 Feb 2011 19:24:05 -0800 /blog/6467/post_119926.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_119816.html?pid=f2397&m= Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are some priceless quotes:…*I walked into a hair salon with my husband and th Wed, 26 Jan 2011 07:43:57 -0800 /blog/6467/post_119816.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_119815.html?pid=f2397&m= An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to Wed, 26 Jan 2011 07:17:18 -0800 /blog/6467/post_119815.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_119814.html?pid=f2397&m= I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented ‘yo Wed, 26 Jan 2011 07:07:45 -0800 /blog/6467/post_119814.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_119813.html?pid=f2397&m= When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.She said, “I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love Wed, 26 Jan 2011 06:43:45 -0800 /blog/6467/post_119813.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_119709.html?pid=f2397&m= This is beautiful! I love myATTORNEY. After living what I felt was a 'decent' life, my time on earth came to the end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of wh Sun, 16 Jan 2011 05:22:07 -0800 /blog/6467/post_119709.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_109899.html?pid=f2397&m= A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won’t ripen. There’s a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she’s getting tired of it. So she go Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:04:36 -0800 /blog/6467/post_109899.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_109898.html?pid=f2397&m= A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.One day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:47:25 -0800 /blog/6467/post_109898.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_109895.html?pid=f2397&m= Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. “What would you like to do first, Amber?” asked Jesse. “I want to get weighed,” replied Amber.They ambled over to the weight gues Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:30:48 -0800 /blog/6467/post_109895.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_109894.html?pid=f2397&m= Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The POPE has one but doesn’t use it,Clinton uses his all the time,Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,Geo Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:14:35 -0800 /blog/6467/post_109894.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_109865.html?pid=f2397&m= Fear is not love, dependence is not love, jealousy is not love, possessiveness and domination are not love, responsibility and duty are not love, self-pity is not love, the agony of not being love Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:10:19 -0800 /blog/6467/post_109865.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_109783.html?pid=f2397&m= Need to describe your ass or someone else’s over the Internet but want it to be visual? Well, how about some “assicons”? Here goes:(_!_) A regular ass(__!__) A fat ass(__)(__) A & Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:38:32 -0800 /blog/6467/post_109783.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_109781.html?pid=f2397&m= There was this gas station in “redneck country” trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying “Free Sex with Fill-up.” Soon a “redneck” cust Fri, 02 Oct 2009 03:44:54 -0800 /blog/6467/post_109781.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_104057.html?pid=f2397&m= A word to the wise. For all those who are retired and those who hope to retire. I suggest that you pay close attention to Jims’ tale.ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND:It is important for men to rem Wed, 06 May 2009 20:09:40 -0800 /blog/6467/post_104057.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_104054.html?pid=f2397&m= Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?––––––––––––––&# Wed, 06 May 2009 19:27:34 -0800 /blog/6467/post_104054.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_103750.html?pid=f2397&m= What's in a kiss.... have you ever wondered just what it isFriends, do share what you think what's in a kiss Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:00:25 -0800 /blog/6467/post_103750.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_103180.html?pid=f2397&m= What kind of kiss you want to have with your bf/hubby?Let's see who's sizzling hot in here... Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:47:47 -0800 /blog/6467/post_103180.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_102996.html?pid=f2397&m= The ResponseDear Pnis:After assessing your request,and considering the arguments you have raised,the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:You do not work 8 hours straight.You Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:02:35 -0800 /blog/6467/post_102996.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_102995.html?pid=f2397&m= The Day the Pnis asked for a RaiseI, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge headfirst into everything I do.I do not g Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:01:15 -0800 /blog/6467/post_102995.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/6467/post_101873.html?pid=f2397&m= Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy.. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:59:42 -0800 /blog/6467/post_101873.html?pid=f2397&m=