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T'was the night B4
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Dec 22, 2010 2:03 pm
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It was the first night I'd slept comfortably with minor adjustments to the bed. The 1st day I'd to go out since Sunday night for work this morning. Feet are tingling from pain. Spend hours playing games with the kids this week from Monopoly to yes and no game.
I was planning to call the post office to see if there are any mail for us waiting on the depot, but then I didn't have to because by the time I came home in the afternoon a few deliveries came today. 
I was banking on my salary to come in early this morning, yet it seems like our pay is coming in as normal tomorrow. Fingers crossed and maybe even the rest of the parcels. At best, perhaps the roads will clear up sooner.
Out of these listsGuestbook, G2 & U r Fantastic, there are some who continue to blog away or visit quietly.
For those who are temporarily invisible like  and  and won't blog anymore. Luckily I may see and keep in touch with you elsewhere by other means. 
I wish you a Maligayang Pasko to madaboutcakes, justine4u,  ,  , , , Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou! to  , Merry Keshmish! to driverdan2, Joyeux Noel to Bebong2010, Feliz Navidad to   ,  , Froehliche Weihnachten und ein glueckliches Neues Jahr! Yanie26w, God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt Ar! to  , Nollaig Shona Dhuit to  , Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan (Mandarin), and Gun Tso Sun Tan’Gung Haw Sun (Cantonese)to babylove76, Shinnen omedeto. Merii Kurisumasu to Trisianmay and Sawadee Pee Mai! to Ate namelessfaceless. These languages should be recognised by the members who visits/ed this lil' corner. For a few hours on the web, we're united from different corners of the world.
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T'was the night before Christmas: Old Santa was pi$$ed, Section: Humour me
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little j3rks
I have good mind to scrap the whole works
I've busted my a$$ for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa"  - what do I hear?
The old lady b!tches cause I work late at night
The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those ar$3holes from IRS sent me a letter (it has happened to me,
I pity anyone who has had the same problem)
They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money
And the kids these days - they all are the pits
They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh!ts
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM!
If you think that's bad...just picture this
Try holding those brats...with their pants full of p!$$
They pull on my nose - they grab at my beard
And if I don't smile..the parents think I'm weird
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat a$$ and draw unemployment
There's no Christmas this year... now you know the reason
I found me a blonde... I'm going SOUTH for the season!! |
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