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Howdy? catch him if you can
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Feb 5, 2012 3:29 pm
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This is a joke from the joke book I was bought for Christmas. Bessie and her hubby bought it for a laugh and something to add to my parcel. Little do they know, I thought about buying it for myself.
The president of the world's most successful international business, accompanied by his wife, stop for petrol at a small out-of-way garage. As the garage attendant come out to help them, the wife looks up and screams with pleasure.
"John, oh, no! I can't believe it!" She jumps out of the car and rushes to embrace him. Then after a few minutes of animated conversation, she returns to the car looking very thoughtful.
As they drive off, the husband looks at her with interest and asks, "Who was that sweetheart?"
"That was an old boyfriend of mine. We were together a long time. In fact, we almost got married."
There is a moment's silence and then he says "Ah, well, I guess you're glad you married me instead."
"What makes you say that?"
"Because I'm the president of an international company."
"That's quite irrelevant." she replies with scorn. "If I'd married John, he'd be president by now."
From this photo it gives us an idea that during leap years, women wore red petticoats to warn men that she's on the prowl. Ready to catch him out off guard.... 
Happy Valentine's day to y'all in advance!!!
Miss you guys. Welcome back to the old timers.
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