/blog/hotbabe_is_lost/?pid=f2397 im takin it one day at a time /blog/2631/post_76074.html?pid=f2397&m= A Yiddish speaking newcomer to American took his pregnant wife to the hospital, but during the delivery, when he found out they were twins, he fainted. He didn't come to for a few days so his brother Sun, 20 Jan 2008 04:29:23 -0800 /blog/2631/post_76074.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_59927.html?pid=f2397&m= Yesterday,when i got home from work,no kids were in sight..meaning no small kisses to welcome me...no little tiny voices to bombard me with "Mommy,where's my pasalubong?"..no cute,fragile hands to mas Sat, 12 May 2007 16:55:47 -0800 /blog/2631/post_59927.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_59847.html?pid=f2397&m= A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35thanniversary.A fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each onewish.The wife wanted to travel around the world.The fairy waved Fri, 11 May 2007 16:01:30 -0800 /blog/2631/post_59847.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_59646.html?pid=f2397&m= If you're not willing to risk it all, then you don't want it bad enough Tue, 08 May 2007 18:00:08 -0800 /blog/2631/post_59646.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_59544.html?pid=f2397&m= When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place Mon, 07 May 2007 14:32:43 -0800 /blog/2631/post_59544.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_59501.html?pid=f2397&m= Thank God it's Monday!I get to go to work today.I am all too aware of the popular version of this phrase, TGIF,but I'm thankful I get to go to work today.If you'd prayed over as many prayer requests r Sun, 06 May 2007 14:53:29 -0800 /blog/2631/post_59501.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_59498.html?pid=f2397&m= A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmerand his wife open a package.What food might this contain?He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.Retreating to the farmyard, the Sun, 06 May 2007 13:46:06 -0800 /blog/2631/post_59498.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_59495.html?pid=f2397&m= "A few months ago, when I was picking up the children at school another mother I knew well rushed up to me. Emily was fuming with indignation. Do you know what you and I are, she demanded. Before I co Sun, 06 May 2007 12:58:21 -0800 /blog/2631/post_59495.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_59073.html?pid=f2397&m= 1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will preventyou from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit thesnooze button.2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, Tue, 01 May 2007 17:13:40 -0800 /blog/2631/post_59073.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_58893.html?pid=f2397&m= He is not rich by the world's standards.But Mr. Adams had something that few possess,an undying, unselfish love.He said, "We married for love and made a vow 'till death do uspart' and we kept it."It' Sun, 29 Apr 2007 17:19:20 -0800 /blog/2631/post_58893.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_58744.html?pid=f2397&m= A scorpion, being a very poor swimmer, asked a turtle to carryhim on his back across a river. "Are you crazy?" exclaimed theturtle. "You'll sting me while I'm swimming and I'll drown.""My dear turtl Fri, 27 Apr 2007 16:50:03 -0800 /blog/2631/post_58744.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_58380.html?pid=f2397&m= Never say goodbye when you still want to try.Never give up when you still feel you can take it.Never say you don't love a person when you can't let go Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:08:04 -0800 /blog/2631/post_58380.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_58299.html?pid=f2397&m= what pleasures me, destroys me..i love pain..pain is good..what doesn't kill you makes you stronger..eventually i will have to let go..when?..only time will tell... Sat, 21 Apr 2007 17:09:35 -0800 /blog/2631/post_58299.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_52335.html?pid=f2397&m= Everyone in life is gonna hurt you, you just have to figure out which people are worth the pain... Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:06:11 -0800 /blog/2631/post_52335.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_52246.html?pid=f2397&m= In the busyness of life, we may forget to give thanks. Someone has done something for us ‒ given a gift, performed a task, delivered a timely sermon, provided a word of counsel or comfort. But Fri, 02 Feb 2007 14:44:51 -0800 /blog/2631/post_52246.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_51421.html?pid=f2397&m= are simple and sincere prayers for my son to get well soon...i know i'll get by..with a little help from my friends... Mon, 22 Jan 2007 13:23:42 -0800 /blog/2631/post_51421.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_51316.html?pid=f2397&m= There is a placeYou can touch a womanThat will drive her crazy.Her heart Sun, 21 Jan 2007 13:45:56 -0800 /blog/2631/post_51316.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_51264.html?pid=f2397&m= I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant Sat, 20 Jan 2007 20:25:53 -0800 /blog/2631/post_51264.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_48570.html?pid=f2397&m= Gone crazy...Be back soon Sun, 10 Dec 2006 15:32:13 -0800 /blog/2631/post_48570.html?pid=f2397&m= /blog/2631/post_48253.html?pid=f2397&m= What would you do if i sang out of tune Would you stand up and walk out on me Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song And I'll try not o sing out of key Oh, I get by with a little help from my frie Wed, 06 Dec 2006 15:09:12 -0800 /blog/2631/post_48253.html?pid=f2397&m=