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“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be”
“Welcome every morning with a smile. Look on the new day as another special gift from your Creator, another golden opportunity to complete what you were unable to finish yesterday. Be a self-starter. Let your first hour set the theme of success and positive action that is certain to echo through your entire day. Today will never happen again. Don't waste it with a false start or no start at all. You were not born to fail.”
“Whenever you make a mistake or get knocked down by life, don't look back at it too long. Mistakes are life's way of teaching you. Your capacity for occasional blunders is inseparable from your capacity to reach your goals. No one wins them all, and your failures, when they happen, are just part of your growth. Shake off your blunders. How will you know your limits without an occasional failure? Never quit. Your turn will come.”
“Well, it seems to me that the best relationships - the ones that last - are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is... suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with”
quotes by: O.Mandino,M.Pagna,& G.Anderson
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His And Hers
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Apr 10, 2012 1:36 am
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN 
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups, leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Rinse off.
Turn off shower.
Squeeze off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with lysoll.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel...
Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again...
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.
hehehehe… If there is anyone who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SOooo very wrong with you. Have a great day..... and woo woo!!!    |
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War Freaks?
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Apr 4, 2012 3:07 am
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Some people don't care whether it's Holy Week or regular day. They invoke, then provoke fights amongst people, even here in Bloglandia. The unusual thing is, the fights are coming from "MEN"...Huh? are they, really? |
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Four Months Later......
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Mar 27, 2012 4:15 am
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He was born here in Texas, USA. He is the first child of Kenan and Erma. To those of you who've seen his pictures when he was just born...Here he is, four months later...Baby Ryan!...Isn't he adorable? I will visit him in Dubai soon!
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Achy Breaky
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Mar 22, 2012 5:08 am
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So, you're past the prime time, and you could almost see the sunset. You've had your younger years spent I don't know how  Now, you want to enjoy life and have fun.. Sure! Why not?  , but then, your vision is blurry,  your movements are slow,  You have a hard time bending, and if you do, it's hard to get back up  . You'd like to dance and shake your booty, but your back hurts  ..You wanna do workout and do weightlifting, but deng!..you hear your bones are clicking, and you can't get yourself to be steady . Now what? You want a much younger partner  ,one who has a stable job, pretty,  sexy, and good in everything, including in bed  And then, you emailed women in FFF, including me  , with a PS that says "You must respond quickly, 'coz I'm a little impatient"...Whoooda? What the..."F"...The Nerve! 
Now, I am not making this up...I haven't blogged for almost two weeks now, but I just couldn't help myself bringing this up...You know, it's okay to try your luck...But please, don't PUSH IT! 
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Stop The Bleeding!
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Mar 13, 2012 5:33 am
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...And so, you're hurt? Fine! the damage has been done, and you have a broken heart that you're nursing and everyday you can almost taste the blood...Are you gonna leave the situation that way? Do you see the attached image here? A safety pin is not gonna do it!  One cannot heal without stopping the bleeding. I know the feeling. It's as if you wish the person had just died instead of leaving you, coz then, you know for sure that s/he went away for good. But the one who's still living, you'd wish to come back..and that is what is stopping you to move on...In that case, go ahead, consider him/her dead! Just STOP THE BLEEDING! |
I don't know about you, guys...But, for me, it's very important to have a CLOSURE...and it doesn't matter if it's good or bad, it's still a CLOSURE..  |
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DON'TS.....
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Mar 7, 2012 5:20 am
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It's not easy to forget someone you used to love, specially if the person was with you for a good number of years. A woman scorned may initially "hate", fight back with words, or sometimes with violence, depending on the legality of the relationship. More than likely, she will redeem whatever self-worth there is left for her. But when she realizes it's really over, she withdraws, reflects, and even blames herself, thinking maybe, it was her "fault". Later on, after reminiscing the good times shared with that person, she will hope that he will have a change of heart and come back. Everyone wants a happy ending...And we wish...But,
....DON'T let the past take over your present. There will be a time for healing. Some wounds take time to approximate, some recover fast.
....DON'T let self-pity eat you. It wasn't your fault that he left you. And even if it were, if he truly loved you, he'd come back to you at the first sign of your remorse.
....DON'T think he could easily be replaced, or that replacement is the fastest road to recovery. Deep wounds may look good outside, but still ooze inside. Rebound relationships are not "erasers", they're merely "fillers"..
....DON'T feel bad that they're happy. Your time will come. Happiness is your own decision to make, not at their mercy. If your happiness lies only on being with your man, then, consider yourself doomed. Majority of your life was not with him, so what makes him claim your joy?
....And no matter what happens, DON'T be a beggar. It is the worse thing you can do to yourself. It doesn't work! Self-esteem equals the number of years you were loved and raised by your parents, plus the lessons learned from school, and the insurmountable positive experiences life has taught you. One relationship shouldn't take that away.
Remember that LOVE adds to LIFE, but LIFE is not all about LOVE...
Elsa Godiva (03-07-2012)
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Has He Moved On?...
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Mar 4, 2012 5:51 pm
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It's been two years. He's been to different countries in the different continents of the world. His broken young heart had slowly healed. He's been dating new girls, but anything serious?..I don't think so..Just like me, he invested love, time, and efforts to keep his relationship intact with Dee. But she didn't see it that way. She was so selfish, she didn't want him to expand his horizons and fulfill his dreams. She couldn't even wait for him to come home to the USA (at least, wait 4-5 months). She just decided to give him an ultimatum...To come home, or it's over!...Sonny signed 3 years contract with the Emirates. It wasn't easy for him to let go of his dreams and responsibilities just like that. Dee was very important in his life, but since she didn't give him a chance to grow, he just had to let her go..It was a very shaky 2010-2011 for my boy..He lost 30 lbs. for the first year...Thank God, he has recovered, he has grown more mature, and he had developed new insights and perspectives. He learned not to give his all this time. There is so much about his young life that he still has to enjoy. Love will always be there, and in time, he will settle down...But, not anytime soon!..My unico hijo continues to make me proud..Look at him now! |
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And Why Not?
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Mar 2, 2012 4:42 am
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Ahhh! He is "lurking" again, trying to get noticed by posting on my blogs, making attempts to provoke me with one liners. Hahahahahaha! He has done it many times, and I supposed (modesty-aside) he knows just how to get people's attention, simply by hovering over my space and post comments, the "piggy-back" style...After all, I may not have tons of people commenting on my blogs, but from page one to the most current, I have one of the most number of "readers"...It's that on and off habit. One might think that if this person has found "love" and contentment with a young woman who gifted him with a child (only God knows the truth, but I still give it the benefit of the doubt), he would stop pestering people like me who've accommodated him many times, for the sake of (not even friendship) old acquaintance. Could it be that this kind of person couldn't accept the fact that whatever impression he has made in the past will continue to linger on, not only in my mind, but with those who honestly think he is "NOT ALL UP THERE" ...He could not send me "annoying" and at some point "harrassing" text messages anymore, because the last time, I really warned him, I'd call his job, and report to authorities this nasty and bad habits of his, and I really mean it! I also have this "reject" option on my cellular service that will block him off at this time.
You see, people who don't know me well, are quick to judge that I am "suplada" ( to which, I must admit, I AM ) I am not the type who'd "sugar-coat" my words, just to make an impression..What you see, read, and hear, is what you get...That is the real ME!..Take it, or leave it...But I do have a loving, caring, generous, and forgiving heart..And I don't understand why this jerk doesn't really get it? ..or is it because, to be blunt, he failed to win me?...You see, that's what one gets when NOT DOING THE RIGHT THING THE FIRST TIME...And for the ___nth time!...Ahh! what do we expect?...Miracles? 
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Common Reality Issue That No One Wants To Talk About......
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Feb 28, 2012 4:37 am
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This topic could hurt men's ego, but it's been happening, and most women hate to admit it. But, lately, one of my very close friends got entangled into an unusual relationship (again) and I just couldn't help but be disappointed and dismayed.
22 years ago, this friend of mine met a man 10 years her junior. He was still a college student then, and she was about to depart to the USA (with our group) for a Nursing Job assignment. He wanted to marry her before she'd leave RP so that by the time she's stable here, she'd petition him immediately. She spent a huge amount to pay city hall employee to "ante-date" registration and the marriage license application so that the day before our departure, they were wed (thank God, I was not one of the witnesses)  . True enough, with the H14 visa, he joined her in less than 2 years. Even in RP, she'd pamper him with gifts, and she'd foot all their dating bills. Fine! when they were married already, it didn't matter anymore whether he worked or not, or if she paid for all the expenses and what not. But, very soon, he sought for younger women and dated them using his wife's credit cards...To make the long story short, since they already had 3 young children (in fairness, he may not be a good husband, but he was a good father to his kids), they were just living under one roof for the sake of the children, and for my friend NOT to pay him alimony, since she earns a lot more than him ( yes, he had a job). But get this one:
Lately, this friend of mine is dating a guy 12 years her senior (now the opposite). He's a retired military man, but he has a job as a civilian. It's very complicated, because she's still with her hubby, and I don't know much about him, but they sleep at their common friend's house "whenever"! ..When we were going out, I noticed that my friend was the one who always paid for their bills, and there was no single moment that I saw this old guy even pretend to dig into his pocket. The last day of our meeting, they accompanied me to an Asian store where my friend and I walked through the different aisles to find our stuff, while the man went to get some fish and meat, and veggies since he was the one who'd do the cooking. He had no shame in looking for my friend and told her in front of me that he needed her to pay for the stuff at the cashier's counter. My shoulder dropped in dismay...WHY?...I was thinking, I'm sure, he's got money of his own (from his retirement, and from his present job) I supposed. Besides, the stuff didn't cost an arm and a leg to begin with...Jesus Christ!...I couldn't help it, but I had to show some smirks on my face., and lacking privacy to talk with my friend at that time..I mustered to tell her " PLEASE DO NOT SPOIL THIS OLD GUY THE WAY YOU SPOILED YOUR HUSBAND! "....For heaven's sake, they're still going 4 months into their relationship and already "that" ? ...I know, it's none of my business, but what are friends for if I don't give her a much needed advice? One cannot correct the wrong by doing another wrong thing for maybe the "wrong person"... I didn't want to think of him as a D.O.M coz he didn't qualify (not age-wise) you know what I mean, right?
But you see, I've seen that many times. Even in the restaurants, I often see women footing the tabs. I guess, for married people, it's okay. But if you're a woman who's just into early stages of relationship and already pampering your man, you are heading for "trouble"...but oh well,
And I've been pretty fair with men in group outings. I tell them, we are all professionals and are gainfully employed, so they don't have to worry about paying the bills...We split it equally...Fair Enough? But on dates, specially, the first couple of months...Come On now!
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