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What a f*cking Car!!!
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Oct 27, 2010 2:31 am
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FU*K is the only word which can be used to express many feelings..
Revenge - Fu*k u !
Request - Plz fu*k off !
Failure - Im fu*ked !
Anxiety - What the fu*k is happening ?
Anger - Get the fu*k out of here !
Curious - How the fu*k did u do that?
Pride - Im a fu*king genius!
Victory - I have won that fu*king competition !
Sad - Why the fu*k does this happen to me ?
So enjoy fu*king in every emotion....
By the way can you tell me in which direction the car is going
Fu**k man! This fu*king Car is amazing !
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Mah Besttttttttttt..... Happy Birthday to You!!!
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Oct 24, 2010 6:57 am
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babylove76
I Always Wished For A Special Friend …..
Who’d Be Close To My Heart………….
It Came True When I Met 'Spankers' !!!!
On Your Special Day I Wish For You…..
May All Your Dreams And Wishes Come True !!!!!
“Your Birthday October 25th is A Special Time To Celebrate The Gift Of 'You' To The World.”
Its our True Emotions For U…………. So Please Don’t Laugh……… We, Spankers Love You
Chorus from Spankers :
Happy Birthday to u
Happy Birthday to u
Happy Birthday dear Baby
Happy Birthday to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Blondes' Grand Meeting!!!
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Oct 22, 2010 5:17 am
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Once all the blond held a grand meeting to prove that the blonds are not stupid. They are also as smart as others. The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blonds are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”
A blond works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, “What is 15 plus 15?”
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, “Eighteen!” Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blonds start cheering, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”
The leader says, “Well since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, Uh, I guess we can give him another chance.”
So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?” After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, “Ninety?” The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh — everyone is disheartened - the blonds starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, “Ok! Ok! Just one more chance– What is 2 plus 2?”
The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, “Four?” Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 blonds jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream…
“Give him another chance! Give him another chance!” |
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Little Wider!!!
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Oct 18, 2010 7:41 am
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There was a couple going at it for the first time,
and after a while,
the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider.
She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and he tells her again,
"Open your legs a little wider."
She does, then he says again,
"A little wider, hon."
The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it.
This continues until he asks again,
"Can you open them just a little wider?"
So she finally yells, "What are you trying to do; get your balls in too?"
He says
"No, I'm trying to get them out." 
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SNIFFER!!!
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Oct 16, 2010 2:05 am
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A M'SIAN WENT HUNTING ONE DAY IN ONTARIO AND BAGGED THREE DUCKS.
HE PUT THEM IN THE BACK OF HIS PICKUP TRUCK AND WAS ABOUT TO
DRIVE HOME
WHEN HE WAS CONFRONTED BY AN GAME WARDEN WHO DIDN'T
LIKE FOREIGNERS.
THE GAME WARDEN ORDERED THE M'SIAN TO SHOW HIS HUNTING
LICENSE AND
THE M'SIAN PULLED OUT A VALID ONTARIO HUNTING LICENSE.
THE GAME WARDEN LOOKED AT THE LICENSE, THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED UP ONE OF THE DUCKS,
SNIFFED ITS BUTT, AND SAID," THIS DUCK AIN'T FROM ONTARIO.
THIS IS A QUEBEC DUCK. YOU GOT A QUEBEC HUNTING LICENSE, BOY??"
THE M'SIAN REACHED INTO HIS WALLET AND PRODUCED A QUEBEC HUNTING LICENSE.
THE GAME WARDEN LOOKED AT IT, THEN REACHED OVER AND GRABBED THE SECOND DUCK, SNIFFED ITS BUTT,AND SAID
" THIS AIN'T NO QUEBEC DUCK. THIS DUCK'S FROM MANITOBA. YOU GOT A MANITOBA LICENSE??"
THE M'SIAN REACHED INTO HIS WALLET AND PRODUCED A MANITOBA HUNTING LICENSE.
THE WARDEN THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED UP THE THIRD DUCK,
SNIFFED ITS BUTT, AND SAID
" THIS AIN'T NO MANITOBA DUCK. THIS HERE DUCK'S FROM NOVA SCOT IA.
YOU GOT A NOVA SCOT IA HUNTING LICENSE??" AGAIN THE M'SIAN REACHED INTO HIS WALLET
KEEPING CALM AND PATIENCE AND BROUGHT OUT A NOVA SCOT IA LICENSE.
THE GAME WARDEN WAS EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED AT THIS POINT, AND HE YELLED AT THE M'SIAN "
JUST WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FROM??"
THE M'SIAN SMILED TURNED AROUND, BENT OVER, DROPPED HIS PANTS SHOWING HIS BUTT AND SAID,
" YOU TELL ME, YOU ARE THE EXPERT."
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Dairy of a Blonde!!!!
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Oct 12, 2010 2:48 am
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January
Took new scarf back to store...
Because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...
Helloooooo!!!... bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March
Got really excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...
The box said "2-4 years!"
April
Trapped on escalator for hours...
Power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions...
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
stupid neighbour's dog stares at me all the times. Tomorrow have to fight with the neighbour...
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition...
Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm...
Car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is "C"...
Isn't it???
October
Hate M&M's...
They are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...
Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 9 11... "duh"...
There's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
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