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Quote of the Day
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Jul 21, 2005 2:54 pm
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All cruel people describe themselves as paragons of frankness.
Tennessee Williams
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Marriage
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Jul 21, 2005 2:13 pm
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A marriage based on full confidence, based on complete and unqualified frankness on both sides; they are not keeping anything back; there's no deception underneath it all. If I might so put it, it's an agreement for the mutual forgiveness of sin.
by Henrik Ibsen
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Marriage
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Jul 21, 2005 2:10 pm
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A marriage based on full confidence, based on complete and unqualified frankness on both sides; they are not keeping anything back; there's no deception underneath it all. If I might so put it, it's an agreement for the mutual forgiveness of sin.
by Henrik Ibsen
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Social Security
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Jul 18, 2005 2:50 pm
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A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
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Political Joke
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Jul 17, 2005 2:35 am
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At a meeting for peace negotiations Bill Clinton and Sadamm Hussein were in Baghdad and when bill sat down in the conference room he noticed Saddamm with three buttons on the arm of his chair. after a few minutes Sadamm pressed the first button and a boxing glove sprung up and hit Bill square in the jaw. In the spirit of peace Bill decided to ignore this and continued talking until sadamm pressed the second button and a wooden bat swung out and hill Bill in the chin. Sadamm started laughing. But again Bill ignored this and continued . A minute later Bill saw Sadamm press the third button and he jumped in the air. But a big boot sprung out and hit him in the balls. Bill had decided he had enough of this and when back home.
Three weeks later the peace negotiations were re-scheduled in Washington and as Sadamm sat down in Bills conference room he noticed Bill had three buttons on the arm of his chair. A little while after they started talking Bill pressed the first button but nothing happened, Bill started giggling. They continued to talk then Bill pressed the second button, Sadamm moved but again nothing happened. Sadamm was getting a little jumpy and Bill was laughing even harder. A few minutes later Bill pressed the third button and stared pissing himself but like the others nothing happened. Sadamm had enough of this, stood up and said "That's it! I'm going back to Baghdad!" , to which Bill replied "What Baghdad?"
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Political joke
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Jul 17, 2005 2:31 am
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One day about a month ago, Bill Clinton was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge---a blonde , a brunette , and a redhead. To the blonde he said , "I am the president of the united states. How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" The blonde replied, "Two hundred dollars." To the brunette he posed the same question , and she replied, "One hundred dollars. "He then asked the redhead the same question. The redhead replied, "Mr. President , if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes.... Get my panties as low as my wages...get that thing of yours as hard as the times... Keep it high as the gas prices...keep me warmer than my apartment...and...screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President , it ain't gonna cost you a cent."
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Joke
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Jul 16, 2005 10:37 am
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I STARTED A JOKE
(LYRICS)
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,But I didn’t see that the joke was on me, oh no.
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,Oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I’d said.
Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,Oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I’d said.
’til I finally died, which started the whole world living,Oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was one me.
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Children
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Jul 16, 2005 9:35 am
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WE ARE THE WORLD
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Written and Composed by Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie.
There comes a time when we heed a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying
and its time to lend a hand to life
There greatest gift of all
We cant go on pretending day by day
That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
We are all a part of Gods great big family
And the truth, you know,
Love is all we need
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We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving out own lives
its true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
Send them your heart so they'll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As God has shown us by turning stones to bread
So we all must lend a helping hand
Chorus:
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving out own lives
its true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all
But if you just believe there's no way we can fall
Let us realize that a change can only come
When we stand together as one
Chorus:
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving out own lives
its true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
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Loading Area
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Jul 16, 2005 12:56 am
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Look who is there in the loading area.
May be our friends , family relations, beloved parents and etc...
looking to there needs, may be bus, taxi, may be our loved and care's as they grown older.
In hardship, in bad times and good times, in happiness & sickness, in up bringing us.
They are one. LOVE YOU.
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Twin
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Jul 16, 2005 12:32 am
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The Twin
A girl and a boy
They had different in looks,outlooks,
atittude, behaviors, ways and etc.
Equal in expenses, schooling, foods
and loved from parent.
They often fight each other.
One is talented the other is less.
Power strunggle who is wiser is the winner.
When one got trouble with other kid
they support each other.
That is how family, sis's, brod's, relatives it works.
Blood is thicker than water.
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