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wala lang
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Apr 24, 2006 11:09 pm
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wala lang nahiya ako konti sa ginawa ko.}
Nagbasa ako ng prayer eh.
doon sa blog ng kaibigan ko...
wild wild nga pala ako eh..
paano si fafa katagal
dapat e refine na niya ang attitude ko eh
bagal kasing kumilos oh...
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Ako'y galit
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Apr 24, 2006 9:27 pm
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kagabi iyong border ko nagsimba sila.Naiwan siya sa simbahan , iyong mabait na kaibigan niya nauna ng umalis, naglakad
medyo doon sa desert area walang katao tao,
medyo madilim nga eh. Bigla nalang may lumapit sa kanyang 4 na bedouin/arabo kinuka ang cellophone,
wallet ang laman eh KD.10, ATM, I.D. card.
Lumaban iyong pinoy.Pinagtulongan ng 4 na lalaki suntokan sila, bugbug iyong pinoy biyak pa ang labi, madaming pasaa ang mukha. Hawak pa ng kahoy iyong arabo pinalo iyong pinoy. Tapus tumakas iyong 4 na lalaki. Huli ng dumating iyong kaibigan
kasama iyong dalawang Pari sa simbahan, punta sila sa presento enireklamo sa police, at punta pa sila sa hospital para kuha ng medical certificate at pina-gamot siya, 3 days lang ang binigay ng Doctor para sick leave niya sa trabaho.
30AM na nakauwi sa bahay iyong border ko.
Kaya minsan ako'y galit sa taong sobra ang bait eh. Sana sa akin na lang nangyari iyon dahil
nako nako banaton ko sila....
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wala lang
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Apr 24, 2006 8:32 am
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wala lang nahiya ako konti sa ginawa ko. }
Nagbasa ako ng prayer eh.
doon sa blog ng kaibigan ko...
wild wild nga pala ako eh..
paano si fafa katagal
dapat e refine na niya ang attitude ko eh
bagal kasing kumilos oh...
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Si pedro at amen
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Apr 24, 2006 1:46 am
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isang araw may 2 magkaibigan na nagngangalng pedro at amen na nagsisimba.
Pedro: Amen! alam mo bng magkom unyon?
Amen: oo, bkit?
Pedro: di ko kc alam eh.
Amen: bsta sundan mo lng ako
Pedro: cge! yan na mauna ka ha.
Amen sige!
nauna si amen habang sumusunod si pedro.
Pari: body of christ
Amen: amen!
Pedro:Amen alam ko na.
Amen: alam mo na sige! ikaw na!
Pedro: (ganun lng nmn pla sasabhin lng ung pngalan ang dali)
Pari: body of christ?
Pedro: pedro. kla mo di ko alam ha
Pari: wlang hiya ka umalis ka dto sa simbhan
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we are faster than the world..
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Apr 24, 2006 1:29 am
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sa kwentuhan sa airport: sa america, 911 is very fast, 5mins after the crime, police are already there to assist.
sa japan, mas mabilis, kasi sa mga bullet trains nila, kaya 3mins after the crime nandun na kaagad mga crime scene investigator nila.
SA PILIPINAS, panis sila, 10 minutes before the crime, nandun na mga pulis.......ngeeekkkkk
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if love come again
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Apr 23, 2006 11:58 pm
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if love come again
between you and me
their will always be a lullaby for you
sweet dream for me,sweet dream for you
knowing that my heart and soul belong to you
times could go by i deeply fall
in love with you
make me float like a dove
even though i know were
through i still love the wonderful
things about you
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3 wishes
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Apr 23, 2006 9:11 pm
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A man walked into an bar with a cat and an ostrich. He says "can I have three beers." The bar man says "that will be £3.00 please" and the cat says "I'm not paying for that!" So the man takes exactly £3.00 out of his pocket.
The next day they walk into the bar again and he says "I'll have three beers and three pies." The bar man says "That will be £6.00 please." and the cat says "I'm not paying for that!" So the man takes exactly £6.00 out of his pocket.
The next day they go into the bar and the bar man says "The past two days you've come in here with that cat and that ostrich and paid with exact change, why?"
"Well I found a magic lamp and a Genie gave me three wishes. I wished for the exact change on those two days."
"What about the 3rd one?"
"Well that's were I screwed up! I asked for a long legged bird with a tight pussy."
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A desert island
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Apr 23, 2006 9:10 pm
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A plane crashes on a desert island and only three men survive.
As the men come to their senses they see another man approching them, as he gets closer he speaks to them,
"There is only one port on this island where you can get a ship to safety" he says, "However, I am a cannibal and i'm hungry so i'm going to make you a deal"...
"I'm going to get my dick out and if all three of your dicks put together are of equal size or bigger then i'll guide you to the port, if they are smaller I will kill you all and eat you".
All three men readily agree thinking there's no possible way they can lose.
As the cannibal gets his dick out, they see it's 20 inches long!
The first man of the three gets his out and it's 10 inches long, feeling confident now, the second man gets his 9 inches out. Finally the third man gets his dick out and although its only 1 inch long the trio still win the bet.
The cannibal keeps his word and leads them to safety. Sometime later on the boat home the first man begins to brag...
"You two are lucky my dick is 10 inches long you know", he says to his companions. They agree and congratulate the man on havin such a long penis.
After a while the second man says, "You two are very lucky my dick is 9 inches long or we would of been eaten by that cannibal back there", once again, his two companions agree.
As the night nears its end they ask the third man his thoughts on the experience, "All I have to say" begins the third man, "is that you two are damn lucky I had an erection"
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