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Ice Cream Diet
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Jun 19, 2011 5:31 am
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I recently started a brand new diet.
It lets you eat ice cream,
you really should try it.
You eat it for breakfast, for lunch, and for dinner,
and in between meals.
It's really a winner!
It comes with some coupons and a list of their flavors.
They start you with three
that you don't have to pay for.
And then, they keep sending the rest to your door.
Before you run out, they send you some more.
Here are the flavors that I like the best.
But, beware of unusual side effects.
There's Blueberry Blush,
and that's just what it does.
It makes you pee blue
whenever you flush.
The Perfectly Peach
will make your house gleam,
as it gives you the urge
to constantly clean.
The hypnotizing smell
of Honeydew Passion,
gets your man on the go
in that "honey do" fashion.
Another blessed flavor,
Orange Citrus Crime,
makes the kids disappear
so you can unwind.
My poor worn-out husband
thinks I'm addicted.
To the doctor he sends me,
hoping I'd lick it.
"Now, about this
funny ice cream diet,"
says my concerned doctor,
"you shouldn't have tried it."
"Why not?",I opposed
her medical view.
"You've gained more weight.
You're three hundred and two!"
"But I don't care!",
the words escaped from my lips.
"I like how ice cream
looks on my hips."
"My husband is helping,
away my kids flew,
the house is still clean,
and the toilet is blue.
"So what could be wrong
with results like these?"
She paused, and then said,
"Could I try it, PLEASE!!!?
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Fullfilment of a Woman
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Jun 18, 2011 3:44 pm
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Woman needs mans presence near
To see the warmth and understanding
In such loving beautiful eyes
Woman needs mans protection
To envelop her in strong arms
So safely she can slumber
Woman needs mans heart
To show undying devotion
To know it is her he cannot live without
Woman needs mans touch
Her flesh burns in desire
For the love he so gently tenders
Woman needs man near
Within her heart and very soul
He is the completion of her.........
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A Cheater
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Jun 18, 2011 2:11 am
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Why can't you love me the way you should?
I know you could...
Instead my heartache is what your choosing...
It's me that you are loosing...
I hate what you've done to me,
I was all that you ever wanted me to be,
I'm not blind, I can see..
I see your game,
I'm not insane, you are hurting me...
After everything I have done for you,
everything I gave you, you turn around and cheat?
All the times and memories we have spent together you even said we'd be forever..
The bond we share,
I never thought you would dare,
dare to hurt me this way,
all the lies you say...
You made me sick,
she is what you want to pick...
You made me cry while you told a lie,
you made me want to die...
How could this be your not here with me?
You are not that man I thought you were,
now I know, now I'm sure..."Never hurt you",
is what you said,
now I know your not a man of your word...
Made me feel crazy when I asked "why your phone was off",
yet I knew you were hurting me,
I knew I was right, you were out of my sight,
you really ruined my life...
How could you ask me to forgive you?
How many times can I? You have lost my trust over what I call lust...
You chose to hurt me it was a must...
I am beautiful so I have to be brave,
brave enough to move on,
I will be strong, without you,
my life won't be wrong..
I will forget you in time,
and no, no it's not fine...
I'm glad that your not mine...
You use to be my greatest treasure but now your never...
I hope your happy for what you did to me,
right now your blind but soon you will see....
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Infidelity Justified???
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Jun 17, 2011 4:04 pm
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When you don’t get
the response
from the one you love
when the one you love
is already married to you
but don’t have time for you
you stray,
the question here is...is it justified?
Can infidelity ever be justified?
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Are You Satisfied With Your Life??
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Jun 17, 2011 2:11 am
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On the 'outside' it seems like I 'have it all'...but, on the 'inside' it feels like something is missing. If I could figure out just what it is, I could work on changing it...but I have no clue...
How about you? What would you change to make your life better? Happier? More exciting?
What is stopping you from doing it?
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A Dietitian
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Jun 16, 2011 4:19 pm
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A dietitian was addressing a large audience in Chicago: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous to some and none of us realize the long term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75 year old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."
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Hunger
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Jun 15, 2011 4:39 pm
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Homeless people
Unhappy children
Need nutrition
Generosity needed
Eager to get fed
Raise money to help the needy
Hunger is gray,
Like a rain cloud over my head
It sits in my heart,
Like a heavy load I have to carry.
It makes me feel scared,
Like when I’m away from my family.
It makes feel sorry for those who have no food.
Homeless families
Unhealthy diets
Needy people
Grateful for Soup Kitchens
Eager to eat
Ready to help
Hunger is blue,
Like the depths of the ocean.
It tumbles through my mind,
Like a stone tumbling down a hill.
It makes me feel depressed,
Like a child whose parent
Can not feed him or her.
It makes me want to help somebody.
Hope
Unhappy people
Needy children
Grateful families
Eager to get fed
Relieved that others care.
Hunger is brown,
Like a hollow log inside of me.
It flows through my body,
Like a raft on a river.
It makes me feel empty,
Like a shell that's been left behind.
It makes me want to help others.
Hope
Under fed
Needs help
Grateful
Eager for food
Relief
Hunger is black
Like the emptiness of the black holes in space
It pierces through my stomach,
Like a sharp dagger.
It makes me feel lonely,
Like when nobody is around.
It makes me want to cry.
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DREAMS
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Jun 14, 2011 2:21 am
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It is not enough to have a dream unless I am
willing to pursue it.
It is not enough to know what is right unless I am
strong enough to do it.
It is not enough to join the crowd, to be acknowledged and accepted, I must be true to my ideals, even if am
left out and rejected.
It is not enough to learn the truth unless I also learn to live it.
It is not enough to reach for love unless I care enough to give it.
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Memories of Mom
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Jun 12, 2011 7:01 pm
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An empty house, an empty chair-
A Mother’s love no longer there.
The times we shared, the laughs we had-
We were together thru good times & bad.
A pain filled heart, a tear filled eye-
Another soul to fill the sky.
Who will I turn to when life doesn’t make sense-Who will be there to hold me close when the pieces just don’t fit?
No more smile on you face-
Memories of you, I cannot erase.
No more sickness, no more pain-
God will take care of you until I see you again.
The last hug, the last kiss-
I love you, Mom-you’re dearly missed!
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Poem For The Pinay
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Jun 11, 2011 5:38 pm
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I don't know where this came from or who made it, but it dropped into my inbox today, and I thought I'd share:
You are the...
Apple of my eye
Mango of my pie
Palaman of my tinapay
Niyog on my kalamay.
You are the...
Ipin of my suklay
Ring on my kamay
Blood of my atay
Bubbles of my laway.
You are the ...
Roof of my bahay
Strength of my tulay
Joy of my tagumpay
Dream of my Nanay.
You are the...
Ube in my monay
Patis in my gulay
Toyo in my siomai
Calcium in my kalansay
You are the...
Buhol of my tie
Bituin of my sky
Beauty of my Tagaytay
Ketchup on my french fry.
You are the...
Wings when I fly
Wind when I paypay
Sipit for my sampay
Tungkod when I am pilay.
You are the...
Shoulder when I cry
Cure to my"aray"
Answer as to "why"
I am nangi-ngisay.
You are the...
Love until I die
In short, you are
The Center Of My Buhay
Been there, been that....
...but just when the caterpillar thought the world had ended, it turned into a butterfly.
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