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Who should choose the career of a child?? Parents or children of themselves?? Jun 15, 2010 9:35 am
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Children must be guided by parents but never be pressurised to chose a particular career. Iit will help children to choose the better career under the precious guidance of their parents according to their skills and interests and they will be happy as well as more successful as that time they will enjoy their work and will do it with full dedication.
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Tagalog Translation in English Movie Titles.. May 2, 2010 4:18 pm
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Black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba
2. dead man's chest - suso ng patay
3. i know what you did last summer - uyy... aminin!
4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country)
6. the blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair
7. mary poppins - si mariang may putok
8. snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere
9. the postman always rings twice - ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses
10. sum of all fears - takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat
11. swordfish - talakitok
12. pretty woman - ganda ng lola mo
13. robin hood, men in tights - si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat
14. 4 weddings in a funeral - kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin
15. the good, the bad and the ugly - ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
16. harry potter and the sorcerer's stone - adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
17. click - isang pindot ka lang
18. brokeback mountain - bumigay sa bundok
19. the day of the death - ayaw tumayo
20. waterworld - basang-basa
21. there's something about mary - may kwan sa ano ni maria
22. employee of the month - ang sipsip
23. resident evil - ang biyenan
24. kill bill - kilitiin sa bilbil
25. the grudge - lintik lang ang walang ganti
26. nightmare before christmas - binangungot sa noche buena
27. annie hall - ang butas ni annie
28. never been kissed - pangit kasi
29. gone in 60 seconds - 1 round, tulog
30. the fast and the furious - ang bitin, galit
31. too fast, too furious - kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit
32. dude, where's my car - dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?
33. beauty and the beast - ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
34. the lord of the rings - ang alahero
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Shaking it Up Baby Mar 16, 2010 12:57 pm
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An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?" "Yes, ma'am." "And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "How do you turn them off?"
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Peepping Mar 8, 2010 7:19 am
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A newly wed couple Naren and Nita came to live in an apartment where right across lived a young attractive man.

Naren was bragging to his friend, "My wife is so smart that she caught the guy across the window peeping us nude in action into our Apartment. She was so angered that she wanted to go there and kill the b*stard, if I didn't stop her."

The highly impressed friend praised, “You are lucky, she seems to be the woman of high family value, principles, and character."

Naren replied, “No man, she got mad when the guy across the window shut his window on us.”
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Boy Catches His Parents Having Sex Mar 5, 2010 9:04 am
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his Mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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Happy Birthday Rajan Feb 4, 2010 9:19 pm
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Hike across green Ireland;
Bike the USA;
Backpack through New Zealand,
But don’t call it a day…

Do yoga in lovely Paris;
Jump rope in Katmandu;
Avoid Italian pasta,
(Well, maybe taste, but don’t you chew!)

Climb atop Mt. Everest;
Do aerobics on China’s Wall;
Lift weights on Mexican Beaches;
And honey, that’s not all…

Shake your booty with native dances
In Fiji and Bora Bora;
Move your body and exercise
Like you’ve never done befora.

Okay; that’s good; you’re finished;
Now you can take a break;
You’ve finally burned enough calories
To have your birthday cake!
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Why are married women heavier than single women??? Oct 11, 2011 3:02 am
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Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and
go to the refrigerator...lol.....
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A Touching Story!! Oct 9, 2011 5:39 am
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"A hug can save a life!" - Dr Jeff Mullan

Twin girls, Brielle and Kyrie, were born 12 weeks ahead of their due date. Needing intensive care, they were placed in separate incubators.

Kyrie began to gain weight and her health stabilized. But Brielle, born only 2 lbs, had trouble breathing, heart problems and other complications. She was not expected to live.

Their nurse did everything she could to make Brielle’s health better, but nothing she did was helping her. With nothing else to do, their nurse went against hospital policy and decided to place both babies in the same incubator.

She left the twin girls to sleep and when when she returned she found a sight she could not believe. She called all the nurses and doctors and this is what they saw (refer to the picture above).

As Brielle got closer to her sister, Kyrie put her small little arm around her, as if to hug and support her sister. From that moment on, Brielle’s breathing and heart rate stabilized and her health became normal.

From then on, they decided to keep both babies together, because when they were together they kept each other alive.
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Poems to Make You Laugh Sep 7, 2011 3:00 am
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Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you...
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And.
I got a heart attack straight away.
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God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
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Last Post Sep 3, 2011 2:44 am
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Well,folks though i maybe checking in for comments from time to time,this will be my last post but on Monday i will be back.Heres a funny poem for all of you.

Fashion Emergency
How on earth has this happened?
Oh, how will I fare?
It's the day of the party,
And I have NOTHING to wear!

What shall I do?
I will go to the mall.
But there are so many choices,
Like Rome I will fall.

Now here is a store,
A perfect boutique;
I must ensure this outfit
Cannot be critiqued.

It must be creative,
And one of a kind.
This one is perfect,
How on earth did I find.

But the size is too small,
The price is too high!
There just is no way
I can hope to get by.

Now this dress is an option,
Several ruffles in blue,
But Hurray! I have found it
Almost exactly on cue!

This little red dress with sparkly straps
Is just what I need.
It's unique and original
The fashion trends I'll soon lead!

I have arrived at the party
Wearing my cute new clothes;
This fun and unique dress
Will gain compliments I know.

But wait what is this?
two other girls with my dress!
This couldn't have happened,
It's simply a mess.
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