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kept me here for a reason.....
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May 1, 2006 5:53 am
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God has kept me here for a reason. I survived because
He has a plan for me. All my bad relationships, the bad credit, the
repossessions, the death of my loved ones, the back stabbing from my
friends, the negative thoughts, or the lack of support; I made it
because I am blessed! I release and let go of all past hurts,
misunderstandings and grudges because I am blessed! I recognize them as
the illusions they are, for God is all there is. All else is a lie!
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Now give yourself a hug, wipe your tears and walk in victory!!!!!!!!God loves you BEST! Be blessed and
know that you are at one with THE SPIRIT OF THE LIVING GOD!
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Now since you are a true child of God, you know that with every
blessing, a blessing is required! So bless another
IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, GOD WILL BLESS IT RIGHT!!
Be Blessed
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"The Will of GOD will never take you where the GRACE of GOD will not
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The Trial.. LOL
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Apr 22, 2006 8:30 pm
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>Subject: The Trial
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> > Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
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> > Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
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> > Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own
> > words, what happened the night of April 1st?
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> > Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my
> > swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when
> > a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat
> > down beside me.
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> > Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
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> > Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
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> > Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
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> > Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
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> > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
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> > Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
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> > Defense Attorney: Why not?
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> > Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that
> > since my Abner died some 30 years ago.
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> > Defense Attorney: What happened next?
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> > Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
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> > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
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> > Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
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> > Defense Attorney: Why not?
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> > Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive
> > and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
> >
> > Defense Attorney: What happened next?
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> > Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really
> > "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me,
> > young man. Take me!"
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> > Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
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> > Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April
> > Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little #@%& |
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Sulat ni Itay (Funny & stu___)
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Apr 19, 2006 4:48 am
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Sulat ni Itay (Funny & stu___)
Minamahal kong anak,
Medyo mabagal akong mag type ngayon dahil alam kong mabagal kang magbasa. Nandito na kami sa probinsya para tirahan ang bagong bili na bahay. Pero hindi ko maibigay sa iyo ang address dahil dinala ng dating nakatira ang number para daw hindi na sila magpapalit ng address.
Maganda ang lugar na ito at malayo sa Manila. Dalawang beses lang umulan sa linggong ito, tatlong araw noong una at apat na araw noong pangalawa.
Nakakainis lang ang mga paninda dito katulad nung nabili ko na shampoo, ayaw bumula. Nakasulat FOR DRY HAIR kaya hindi ko binabasa ang buhok ko pag ginagamit ko. Mamaya ay ibabalik ko sa tindahan at magrereklamo ako.
Noong isang araw naman ay hindi ako makapasok sa bahay dahil ayaw bumukas ng padlock. Nakasulat kasi ay YALE, eh aba namalat na ako sa kasisigaw ay hindi pa din bumubukas. Magrereklamo din ako sa nagbenta ng bahay, akala nila hindi ko alam na SIGAW ang tagalog ng YALE, wise yata ito!
Mayroon nga pala akong nabili na magandang jacket at tiyak na magugustuhan mo. Ipinadala ko na sa iyo at dahil medyo mahal daw at mabigat ang mga botones kaya ang ginawa ko ay tinanggal ko na lang ang mga botones at inilagay ko na lang sa bulsa ng jacket. Ikabit mo na lang pag dating diyan.
Nagpadala rin ako ng tseke para sa mga nasalanta ng bagyo, hindi ko na pinirmahan dahil gusto ko na maging anonymous donor.
Ang kapatid mo palang si Jhun ay may trabaho na dito, mayroon siyang 500 na tao na under sa kanya. Nag-gugupit siya ngayon ng damo sa memorial park, okey naman ang kita above minimum ang sahod. Nakapanganak na rin pala ang ate baby mo, hindi ko pa alam kung babae o lalake kaya hindi ko pa masasabi na kung ikaw ay bagong uncle or auntie.
Isa pa nga pala, babalik ako diyan sa Oktubre pero naguguluhan ako. Di ba yung Victory Liner, BLTB Liner, Pascual Liner at Alfonso Liner ay mga pampasaherong bus. Yung Panty Liner, bus din ba yun? Saan ba ang Terminal nila?
At saka nga pala, me nag-interview sa akin diyan at nakalimutan kong banggitin sa iyo taga Magandang Umaga Bayan daw siya at nakunan ako sa TV ang tanong sa akin ay ano raw sa salitang english ang Kulangot. Di ko nasagot... ikaw anak, alam mo?
Wala na akong masyadong balita. Sumulat ka na lang ng madalas ha.
Love,
Tatay
P.S. Maglalagay sana ako ng pera kaya lang ay naisara ko na ang envelope. Next time na lang ha.
Whether you like it or not, I just want 2 share this funny letter to u. Laugh out loud . Make your wrinkles go away(u wish) if you smile & laugh all the time but not alone in public places because they think you're crazy if you are by yourself laughing out loud ;-0... I hope you have a great day. |
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Dark in here ..LOL
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Apr 17, 2006 2:01 pm
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.....that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet
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God Sent Us a Savior
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Apr 17, 2006 1:40 pm
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God Sent Us a Savior
If our greatest need had been information,
God would have sent us an educator.
If our greatest need had been technology,
God would have sent us a scientist.
If our greatest need had been money,
God would have sent us an economist.
If our greatest need had been pleasure,
God would have sent us an entertainer.
But our greatest need was forgiveness,
So God sent us a Savior, Jesus Christ, our Lord.
Author B. J. Morbitzer
1976
If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
Happy moments,praise God.
Difficult moments,seek God.
Quiet moments,worship God.
Painful moments,trust God.
Every moment,thank God. |
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GRANDMA
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Apr 17, 2006 1:16 pm
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Subject: Grandma's Oranges
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outsideand made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's
grandma came by. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to
let her grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from allthe prostitutes. When he got to grandma,he was bewildered and exclaimed,"Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it old girl?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out,rip the skin back and suck 'em' dry." The policeman fainted. |
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Kid....... baby
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Apr 12, 2006 7:52 pm
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Jesus' Dad's Name
Class, "What was Jesus' mother's
name?" One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, " Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''
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KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old, Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in
heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated
each word right up to the end of the prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed,
"but deliver us some E-mail.
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
"Because a lot of people aresleeping."
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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church.
Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the s on asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?" |
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