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The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage husband: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. wife: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. husband: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. wife: I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land. But I'm Busy Right Now, So Do It By Hand! ~ rbxr  ~ Jolielaide  |
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reminds me of the story about the man who asked his child to ask the mother about the same thing and he replaced the deed with the words washing machine ~ Jolielaide
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tommorow is (just) another day ~ Jolielaide
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change of direction because of the erection turn on your blinkers ~ Jolielaide
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2/2/2009 10:39 am |
 she must be real busy or not interested.     within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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playing hard to get  ~ Jolielaide
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punishing for previous occasions when monkey wanted to play and the pole won't go up ~ Jolielaide
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*refraining myself from blogging here till they fix the front page don't want to miss my potential five minutes ~ Jolielaide
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be careful what you wish for... i once wish a young educated gentleman virgin from a good family with excellent career, stable character and healthy financial aspects beautiful eyes and big p__s... i got it. how could i know that he cannot renovate and will keep his morning erection to himself? ~ Jolielaide
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How can it be, that someone One knows... can become someone One once knew? ~ Jolielaide
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2/3/2009 10:45 am |
How can it be, that someone One knows... can become someone One once knew? within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/3/2009 10:55 am |
Brass monkey goes floppy out in a trippy not a junkie What a funky monkey Spike the monkey 'Freezing the tail of a brass monkey' within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/3/2009 12:26 pm |
These cold winter nights are taking their toll I even get excited when I see the north pole See the north pole  From the G_y eskimo by Tenacious D within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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Have wondered about it myself. as glance at that person whose eyes One could once lose themselves in? Determination drives a person to pass that once special someone in the street... without a backward glance. To look past them, instead of at them. To forcefully forget... those stolen moments in time ~ Jolielaide
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Brass monkey goes floppy out in a trippy not a junkie What a funky monkey Spike the monkey 'Freezing the tail of a brass monkey' Whom I loved oh so. That was so special to me. I once loved this boy, His personality so strong, His face so soft, His eyes so calm, His voice so bright. I once loved this boy, Who would always make me laugh, Who would always smile, Who would always care. I once loved this boy, So so much. But then, This boy I loved so much, I loved no more. ~ Jolielaide
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These cold winter nights are taking their toll I even get excited when I see the north pole See the north pole From the G_y eskimo by Tenacious D Within a radiant radius, Floating pearls of snow Enter existance. It drifts and shifts, Swathes of flakes getting more glorious As they head closer to the epicentre, Although none shall rest there. The wind blows it In a chaotic pattern. Gusting, swooping, twisting, Finely folding it. Some is carried and laid gently To sleep on the grass. Some is fiercly swept aside, Out of being, to make room___ Cold Enough To Snow ~ Jolielaide
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next time i will be more specific ~ Jolielaide
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2/4/2009 5:19 am |
husband: the flag is up... and the pole stand erect  eat ur breakfast? gotta be in bed  wife: the flag raising's done the pole still acting weird  is there hemorrhoids? tampoon ...where are u at?  husband: the flag is still up care to pole jack cum here baby closer... give me a below job  wife: babe ur pole is stiff could be beastly thick  but sorry for now, i've got a headache!  sorry bebs...i "piggy" ur poem i guess   
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2/6/2009 8:35 am |
There once was a boy that i knew, Whom I loved oh so. That was so special to me. I once loved this boy, His personality so strong, His face so soft, His eyes so calm, His voice so bright. I once loved this boy, Who would always make me laugh, Who would always smile, Who would always care. I once loved this boy, So so much. But then, This boy I loved so much, I loved no more.  within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/7/2009 10:49 am |
There once was a boy that i knew, Whom I loved oh so. That was so special to me. I once loved this boy, His personality so strong, His face so soft, His eyes so calm, His voice so bright. I once loved this boy, Who would always make me laugh, Who would always smile, Who would always care. I once loved this boy, So so much. But then, This boy I loved so much, I loved no more. I waited for him for couple of years to come but he didn`t fulfill his words. Was it really love? yes, but love without nurturing also dies naturally, he let my love die at the vineyard....
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husband: the flag is up... and the pole stand erect eat ur breakfast? gotta be in bed wife: the flag raising's done the pole still acting weird is there hemorrhoids? tampoon ...where are u at? husband: the flag is still up care to pole jack cum here baby closer... give me a below job wife: babe ur pole is stiff could be beastly thick but sorry for now, i've got a headache! sorry bebs...i "piggy" ur poem i guess i guess you're getting back at me but it's wonderfully done so you're forgiven just once ~ Jolielaide
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where i heard that one before  ~ Jolielaide
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that's why we have to try everything once while we still can ~ Jolielaide
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nothing is eternal the only constant is changes and all the yada-yada ya that i don't understand ~ Jolielaide
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This happened to me I waited for him for couple of years to come but he didn`t fulfill his words. Was it really love? yes, but love without nurturing also dies naturally, he let my love die at the vineyard....to look at that someone as they glided past in a busy crowd, to once again look into those eyes for a fraction of a second... and feel the hope that something might still linger there... that there has to be more... Then once again one would find themselves mourning the loss of such love, One would find themselves even worse off than before. ~ Jolielaide
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Waking up in the morning is odd; because sometimes through an act of god you find yourself pitching a tent ~ Jolielaide
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