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Blogs > ravein3___ > WELL THATS THAT THEN!!


ravein3___ 113M
48 posts
9/7/2008 6:11 am
IRISH !!!

An Irish had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not
even a line? Why didn't ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a ...'
'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless !Sinner! You're a
Disgrace to this Catholic family.'
'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
Coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a £5 million savings
Certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye
Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's
parked outside plus a membership to the country
club........................ (takes a breath)............. And an
invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in
the Riviera and... ...'
'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
'Oh! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'
wot will b will be




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