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Blogs > odette317 > Second Quadrant


odette317 61F
684 posts
8/27/2008 3:48 am

Last Read:
9/1/2008 4:53 am
Too Bad


Conversation in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.





Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.
odette317 61F
1312 posts
8/27/2008 6:16 am
    Quoting  :
Hi tinidor, thanks for the visit.
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.


Yanie24w 41F

8/27/2008 6:30 pm

 ...just peeping in to say hello how are you ???

Btw thanks for the blings...
Gud girls R bad girls who don't get caught...


odette317 61F
1312 posts
8/28/2008 3:16 am
    Quoting Yanie24w:
    ...just peeping in to say hello how are you ???

    Btw thanks for the blings...
Hi yanie, thanks for peeping in.
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.


odette317 61F
1312 posts
8/29/2008 3:53 am
    Quoting  :
hi sis malu...thanks for visiting my blog.
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.


odette317 61F
1312 posts
8/29/2008 6:19 pm
    Quoting  :
Hi teacherspet,,,how are you?
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.


odette317 61F
1312 posts
9/1/2008 4:53 am
    Quoting  :
hi sis dreamlove....thanks for dropping by.
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.




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