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Blogs > odette317 > Second Quadrant


odette317 61F
684 posts
8/6/2008 1:18 am

Last Read:
8/12/2008 3:52 am
Will You Speak Clearly Please...


TANJEWBERRYMUDS

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia.

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. - Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes.I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"



RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad! ?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin w bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome."



Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.
jane82 110F

8/6/2008 3:10 am


within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.


Airhead888 43F
Ask me for a photo

8/6/2008 3:47 am

 This is hilarious...


odette317 61F
1312 posts
8/6/2008 5:42 am

 Hi airhead888, thanks for dropping by my blog. Have a good and Godly day.
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.


odette317 61F
1312 posts
8/7/2008 2:27 am
    Quoting  :
Hahahaha,,,, hi miss threetulips, thanks for visiting my blog.
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.


odette317 61F
1312 posts
8/7/2008 5:38 am

 LOL...yes, miss molly, ay wan hat pen keeks.
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.




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