684 posts 6/17/2008 5:28 am
Last Read: 6/18/2008 3:24 am
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Oh Women...
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These Men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These Men Have Jobs and Love .
"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more."
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These Men Have Jobs, Love , and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These Men Have Jobs, Love , are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Floor 5 - These Men Have Jobs, Love , are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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6/17/2008 8:11 am
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Aren't women supposed to be dumb? How come they're impossible to please? you got me all twisted up and confused.
"Back to Present and into MyWorld"
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6/17/2008 2:53 pm
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good one
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4829 posts 6/17/2008 4:20 pm |
somebody blogged about this before but i don't mind reading it again.. TC
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1312 posts 6/18/2008 3:21 am |
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1312 posts 6/18/2008 3:23 am |
......take the bling, it's yours.
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1312 posts 6/18/2008 3:24 am |
Quoting SeNsE_of_HoNeY: somebody blogged about this before but i don't mind reading it again.. TC
...honey,,,thanks for dropping by.
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