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I'VE GOT MAIL!!!**wink**wink** Hi guys!  I’ve got mail today  Here, I’ll share it with you...  Dear Smiley1957, I have a few spare minutes to talk with you if you will allow me the time. I’m sure you’ve heard a lot about me. I am a short, balding fellow with a vibrating personality and, although I don’t say much, I enjoy a certain popularity among the "in" crowd. However, I don’t believe my size is an impediment to my success. I contribute largely to some of life’s little "ins and outs." Most of the time I am deeply into the ladies and could be quite a crowd pleaser, but, I prefer to be just a "one-woman-guy." They say that there is a place for everyone in this life...I enjoy it where I am... I’m always in the groove. I feel most comfortable at home on lonely  evenings when you allow yourself to lie back, close your eyes, relax in a candle-lit atmosphere with me, have a drink or two, soft and gentle music playing in the background, while you allow me to slip into something warm and cozy.  I’m exciting and fun to be with and, depending on how you handle me, can easily be turned-on...provided that you know the right buttons to press. I can make you laugh and tickle you pink ...I guarantee you’ll soon be screaming with delight at my antics...shhhhhh.I enjoy warm and soothing showers with my lady ... nothing shocking there. I sometimes imagine the two of us, alone, on a warm summer night on a secluded beach beneath the full moon and you watching and enjoying the moment as I take another refreshing dip...I really get into that. As a friend, I am reliable...always there when you need me the most, and I would never ever reveal our deep little secrets. I will never hurt your feelings, and I know you’ll never hurt mine. I will always stick my neck out for you. Treat me right and I’m yours forever...use me, but don’t abuse me. The only work I have ever been employed in is working in tight, dark and damp places.  The pay isn’t that great, but the inside benefits are well-worth it...sometimes I even get to travel. I’m a "hands-on" type of guy. I have been a very hard worker most of my life, but I’m flexible and sometimes dive deep into my work. At times, I have gotten myself into some pretty hairy  and sticky situations... some close shaves, too.  But, I never complain...different strokes for different folks, as they say. Hey, one time I even worked with a real a$$hole  ...naaaah...never again. You could tell that I must be very happy when I work because you would hear me humming away. I have good work ethics and have never left early...I always stay until the job is complete. I’m on-call and available 24/7.  Oops, gotta go now ...the boss is cumming. Forever Into You, B.O.B. Hey ladies! Do u have any idea who this BOB is? Or what he’s talking about?  Has he emailed u too? But u know what? He sounds charming... I think I would love to meet him one day...   |
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1/12/2009 12:20 pm |
Sound like a lovable dog to me...How dare him flirting with my lady................Bow freakin wow.........Only kiddin...not me!..Lov ya however...lol
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1/12/2009 3:14 pm |
Go!Go! Go! myLady, he seems perfect for you when you're naughty  , but save you're booming smile for me . "Back to Present and into MyWorld"
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1/12/2009 5:14 pm |
how come i never got a mail like that? your lucky hihihi... The most beautiful thing can not b seen & touched it must felt with heart 
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1/13/2009 6:42 am |
B.O.B is really into you.    within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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1/13/2009 12:18 pm |
Lucky you,oppsss!!! BoB pala... I'm sure he's not sooo demanding... and he's eveready, 24/7...
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'Tis but thy name that is my enemy; Thou art thyself, though not a bob. What's a ghost? it is nor hand, nor foot, Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part Belonging to a man. O, be some other name! What's in a name? that which we call a ghost By any other name would smell as s____; So Smiley would, were she not Smiley call'd, Retain that dear perfection which she owes Without that title. BOB, doff thy name, And for that name which is no part of thee Take all but me. i apologize to dear departed Shakespeare for butchering his presumably greatest work ~ Jolielaide 
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1/14/2009 9:02 am |
just have extra batteries ready, just in case.
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1/16/2009 8:57 am |
take care smiley, keep smiling thank you for the smile byeeeeeee The most beautiful thing can not b seen & touched it must felt with heart
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4/2/2010 6:07 am |
justine i am kidding here...it's BOB...if u know what i mean...what about the guy from canada? do u know him ? 
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