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Blogs > smiley1957 > Take chances!!!


smiley1957 66F
2321 posts
8/3/2008 1:46 am

Last Read:
8/17/2008 5:58 am
KINDNESS OVER ARROGANCE...

In the bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a farmer were standing side-by-side using the urinal

The accountant after zipping up started to wash and literally scrubbing his hands...
clear up to his elbows...
used about 20 paper towels...
and before he finished turned to the other two men and commented:

"I graduated from Harvard and they taught us to be sanitary."

The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers,
grabbed some paper towels and commented:

"I graduated from the University of Texas with a Law degree and they
taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The farmer zipped up and as he was walking out the door said,

"I graduated from the University of Minnesota and they taught us not to pee on our hands."
bebong2005 56F
9764 posts
8/4/2008 8:16 pm

 i like the previous pic better
~ Jolielaide


smiley1957 66F

8/5/2008 7:38 pm

 shazzzaaammmm!!!

are u wishing it? it's granted! lolz




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