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MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care. Well, my job is done ...Your turn |
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5/18/2008 6:58 pm |
... i`ll be seeing my psychiatrist this week
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5/18/2008 10:08 pm |
jools....sira ka talaga....
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5/19/2008 6:33 am |
Hey Jools!...Any of your posters need a PSYCHOTHERAPY?..I'll give it for FREE!
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5/20/2008 4:51 am |
I'm always next to you, my mad pal you know I've put you on a pedestal nyahahaha ( howdyyy mah friend)
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5/20/2008 4:55 am |
Hey Jools!...Any of your posters need a PSYCHOTHERAPY?..I'll give it for FREE! unfortunately, I can't remember (mental block I suppose thanks elz)
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5/20/2008 4:59 am |
... i`ll be seeing my psychiatrist this week and everythings will be alright. (thanks for the visit)
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5/20/2008 5:02 am |
or better yet...follow the dot?..... (thanks)
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5/20/2008 12:09 pm |
jools....sira ka talaga.... matagal ko ng alam yan (pero labs pa rin kita )
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5/21/2008 1:57 pm |
uyyyyyyy mare ko, salamat sa visit sa mare mong makulit (labs yah back marz)
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5/24/2008 5:15 pm |
eto...naglalabas na ng pusod buti na lang at akin munang hinilod nyahahaha (mabyuti pa ring katulad mo. Cheers!)
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hi thanks for sharing its nice to be important but its more important to be nice
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5/25/2008 3:03 pm |
hi thanks for sharing have fun wherever you may be. Cheers!
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