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IQ A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant and noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, if you please." Intrigued, the man said, "OK." The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered, "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. The man was most impressed so the next day he returned but thought he would try a different tack. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started discussing Lotto betting, the latest PBA basketball scores, and what to expect in the next episode of ABS-CBN's soap opera. The guy had to try it one more time so he returned the next day. Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?" This time the man, sounding like a retard drawled out, "Uh.....'bout 50." The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o v-o-t-e f-o-r E-R-A-P a-g-a-i-n?"       |
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1/30/2010 4:30 pm |
 nay imzzzzzzzzz nahulog panga ko dito
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1/30/2010 4:34 pm |
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1/31/2010 7:49 am |
Good one!!! hahahaha
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LOL,,, must be a wake up call for us Filipinos eh?? Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.   
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PSML U gud to c ur still alive  wot will b will be 
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2/7/2010 5:16 pm |
PSML U gud to c ur still alive i still drop by this old haunt once in a while, u i'm just a tad preoccupied these days  ...
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