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♥♥♥Men♥♥♥ Sometimes Bessie and I are outnumbered by the guys in our circle, unless they're with their female halves then we have plenty of laughs, mischief and dirty giggles. Having a go at poking fun of men as they sometimes do the same. In between the lines of kidding around and not being serious, there's a bit of truth in it. Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. (Sleep first before he does) Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time. (I honestly I love to sleep afterwards, it's the best sleep ever) Why do men name their poles? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions. (Any man here willing to admit they name it One Eyed William?) Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. (only if your partner is nasty) Wife: You wear briefs, don't you? What is a man's definition of safe seks? A padded headboard. What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women." What is the thickest book in the world? "What Men Think They Know About Women" What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum. Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the $**t out of you. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes. What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room. Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss! Men do too get PMS: Pen_!s Malfunction Syndrome, Pre-Middle aged Syndrome and Post Macho Syndrome. When is the only time you can change a man? When he's a baby. Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. (if he's a perve) Matel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen. Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss. Why don't women blink during 4-play? They don't have time. What is the most intelligent thing a man can say? .... yes dear. What would men do if they had br-3asts? They'd stay at home and play with them all day. Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a m0-ron than he is blind.    within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time. |
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4/12/2012 3:14 am |
Work hard it will pay off literally.  Think positive you'll feel it. Relax you'll enjoy it and have a great time.   within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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4/12/2012 5:03 am |
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Janey, Have a great day  'te Greatest feelings in the world when two souls profess a love for each other...
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That's the man bashing I wanna see. Keep it coming We deserve it I'm a senior citizen . Don't expect me to remember anything
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women rule!!!  and as always, men drool... 
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Thanks Janey. Entertaining
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4/14/2012 4:04 am |
Janey, Have a great day 'teHave a nice weekend to you all. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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4/14/2012 4:06 am |
That's the man bashing I wanna see. Keep it coming We deserve it Underneath it all you're a softie for the right woman. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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4/14/2012 4:07 am |
Women compiled the list taJane. Funny girls. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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4/14/2012 4:09 am |
Nahh Shaq, I couldn't substitute a toy nor a man with a woman as partner. Most of my close friends are guys anyway. Cheers to good men!  No thanks to cheating and abusive men. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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4/14/2012 4:15 am |
Okay Big Chief. Locking the door is a safe start. You never who else might join in. Some guys don't heed the warning anyway of safe seks clearly as they're left with a parting gift afterwards. Great comeback with your big Pro Bass Master*baitin derby. Or maybe they could make Barbie's ears bigger.within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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4/14/2012 4:16 am |
women rule!!! and as always, men drool... What a bunch of fools. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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4/14/2012 4:17 am |
We women are God's gift to men. Yes it's quite true bading, especially when he smells nice. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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4/14/2012 4:21 am |
Guys are like roses, girls love to get them, but you have to watch out for the pricks! Men are like place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Guys are like rollercoasters, they either make you sick or give you the thrill of your life. Love them Smilerz thanks. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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