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Howdy? catch him if you can
2/5/2012 3:29 pm |
This is a joke from the joke book I was bought for Christmas. Bessie and her hubby bought it for a laugh and something to add to my parcel. Little do they know, I thought about buying it for myself. The president of the world's most successful international business, accompanied by his wife, stop for petrol at a small out-of-way garage. As the garage attendant come out to help them, the wife looks up and screams with pleasure. "John, oh, no! I can't believe it!" She jumps out of the car and rushes to embrace him. Then after a few minutes of animated conversation, she returns to the car looking very thoughtful. As they drive off, the husband looks at her with interest and asks, "Who was that sweetheart?" "That was an old boyfriend of mine. We were together a long time. In fact, we almost got married." There is a moment's silence and then he says "Ah, well, I guess you're glad you married me instead." "What makes you say that?" "Because I'm the president of an international company." "That's quite irrelevant." she replies with scorn. "If I'd married John, he'd be president by now."  From this photo it gives us an idea that during leap years, women wore red petticoats to warn men that she's on the prowl. Ready to catch him out off guard....  Happy Valentine's day to y'all in advance!!! Miss you guys. Welcome back to the old timers.    within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time. |
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2/5/2012 3:32 pm |
Thanks for popping in including the quiet and faithful visitors and passers-by. Thanks for your offline message. Sorry for my usual delayed response. I'm simply recovering from on and off colds/sickness. Taking time to adjust to new situations past and present. Have to sort out some lessons in life and school. Have to plan holidays. Will make more sense in time when everything is confirmed and booked. I’ll get in touch with friends interested in meeting up. I just have to ask for permission when I'm there and somehow excuse myself if possible for a brief time from family plans and maglakwatsa for a little while or as they say here where I live, busy gallivanting, in my case, this involves getting lost. Hence why the need for chaperones. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/5/2012 5:21 pm |
JANE.. do keep us posted when ur here and have already sorted out ur plans and future plans..  it would be nice to spend tym with u and our other blogger-friends here.. take care and have a speedy recovery from ur bouts of illness.. God bless and stay safe..always.. 
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2/5/2012 6:00 pm |
Janey, I'm glad to see you here and in FB. Miss u lots when ur not here. Take good care of that cold. hugs and kisses 'te  Never mind love stay clear away from me...never wanting to fall in love again!!!
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2/5/2012 6:11 pm |
Hello and Happy Valentine's Janey!! ...errr, gotta run now, get my red petticoat, red undies and anything else red i can grab!
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 2/5/2012 6:37 pm |
HAHAHAHAH! Everyday a holiday, every meal a feast! Ingats! Charlie Never believe a story that begins with "And then there was this one night in PO City, I was on the leeward side of six San Miguels, two baluts and a blushing pair of honey ko's bouncing on each knee.."
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2/5/2012 8:03 pm |
Fortunately for me, I got a red petty coat...Hmmm? Lemme wear it on V-tine Day!  Just call me ELZ, click eb1209
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2/5/2012 8:09 pm |
Jane, good to read u always. wish you more healthy life, and happy valentine's day in advance 
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2/6/2012 3:39 am |
holler when you can be in town! do i need 'em red pettycoats? you must be kidding! and happy valentine's day to you!!! it's sad i can't have a happy one for this year...but i will make it up next year...lol! “I hold it true, whatever befall; I  it, when I sorrow most.
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2/6/2012 9:09 am |
Janey, So glad you're back. Were you sick because of the petticoat? Should be worn with boots or high shoes, what did you have to go with it?Keep getting better and no relapse okies? Ingatz... Advance Happy Valentines day!!
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2/6/2012 8:56 pm |
Advance HAppy Valentine's Day jane. Read your messages and the song you posted in FB.love it BTW.yeah, try and try until you suceed indeed. Sent you a longer message back,as usual.hehehe! Will just post videos soon.See you! Take care now. Mwah!mwah! 
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2/7/2012 7:35 am |
Hi Jane, Always good to read your posts. For some reason this one's meaning eludes me. Hope your V-Day is all smiles.
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2/8/2012 8:41 am |
JANE.. do keep us posted when ur here and have already sorted out ur plans and future plans.. it would be nice to spend tym with u and our other blogger-friends here.. take care and have a speedy recovery from ur bouts of illness.. God bless and stay safe..always.. It's just unfortunate that illness is passed on so easily around the school. The nursery teachers also got very sick as well.  within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/8/2012 8:43 am |
Thank you 'te. Anytime you want a chat, my webcam and everything welcomes to read and hear from you. Happy Valentines day. Lemme know if you receive a Valentine card from someone. God bless you too! within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/8/2012 8:48 am |
Hello and Happy Valentine's Janey!! ...errr, gotta run now, get my red petticoat, red undies and anything else red i can grab!I'd love to see you wear shades of red matching and call you Scarlet O'Hara. Red symbolizing passion. I've noticed you like black too. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/8/2012 8:49 am |
HAHAHAHAH! Any Valentine plans? within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/8/2012 8:51 am |
It's always a contentment to see you back, Jane! Happy Valentine's Day in Advance. Um, do I really needed to wear a red petticoat? You don't have to wear a red petticoat, but it would look extra hot and sexy. The men are bound to agree. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/8/2012 8:53 am |
Fortunately for me, I got a red petty coat...Hmmm? Lemme wear it on V-tine Day! But then I could also wear my lace red dress instead of a petticoat only. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/8/2012 9:00 am |
Jane, good to read u always. wish you more healthy life, and happy valentine's day in advance Do you celebrate Valentines where you are? Anyone in mind for your date? Maybe even a friendly chat. Are you missing Miss Bebong too? I bet you do. Maybe you can write a poem for Valentines dedicated to her. She'd love that. I miss those racey lines of hers. She used to write kinda erotic lines, but funny at the same time because it's just a play on words. Yet she doesn't mean it dead seriously, more intensely passionate about her dream of being swept away by the likes of Eric Bana. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/8/2012 9:08 am |
holler when you can be in town! do i need 'em red pettycoats? you must be kidding! and happy valentine's day to you!!! it's sad i can't have a happy one for this year...but i will make it up next year...lol! I'm very sorry to read what has happened. Didn't expect you two to drift apart so far. Thought you'd work out your differences, but it's more than that I guess. I thought before you announced anything that something was up, which I hoped wasn't true TaJane. My sympathy, but it's better to know the truth when lies could hurt you more.As far as I'm aware I'll be away at the end of June to July thanks to mom. My advanced birthday present. My family are staying for longer through to early August and I'm leaving earlier to get back to work. Oh yes a red petticoat would be nice. It would flatter any woman. I'll give you one of the I heart tees from here. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/8/2012 9:31 am |
Ah Jane, long time since I've seen you post ( although the same could be said for myself...) You seem to have ran afoul of the sicknesses that plague people during winter, hopefully it is at the tail end and subsiding already. Good on you for planning your holidays now, and hopefully it won't take you long to finalize all your plans. You could probably use the break and see new environs...plus it would be a bonus to see friends from other places as well. Don't forget to take pics. Oh, have fun with your early V-day date with your hubby, seafood is a magnificent choice( unless you are allergic, of course ).  and thus it isn't only me waiting to read. Where have you been? What will you be doing for Valentines? How are you? I haven't been sick so frequently in short bursts Enrique. Goes around in the nursery. Must be because they're younger and harder to get them to practice good hygiene. They aren't allowed to use alcohol gel. Then it goes around the whole school. Unlike in the primary school, I was ok there. Then my sis gets sick often from school also and have to sort out the mould spores on my corner wall. Probably doesn't help. Thankfully I'm coping and getting by in spite of it as well as this I've had the flu jab. I'm looking forward to getting a break, but I don't want to be away for too long, away from "hubby" coz he can't afford our expensive flights. We were planning to go as a couple, only ourselves another time when it's affordable, but mom insists I go this time which is bad timing for prices because it appears to be the high peak season. I don't live in London, so I don't get the cheap offers they get there for the Philippines. I can only go coz mom wants to pay. Oh don't need to tell me that Enrique. I love photos and my mom is a camera freak....mental. Lucky for me I'm not allergic to any food as far I know. It would break my heart to have to stop myself from eating foods that I love. First time there. Nobody else in our group likes seafood that much, except for Bessie. The closest thing before was sushi bars. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/8/2012 9:38 am |
Janey, So glad you're back. Were you sick because of the petticoat? Should be worn with boots or high shoes, what did you have to go with it?Keep getting better and no relapse okies? Ingatz... Advance Happy Valentines day!! Theta I wasn't sick coz of the petticoat. I haven't got one at least not a red one. Only corset and suspenders. I sold my boots unfortunately because they were wearing out and I wanted to buy new ones. I normally sell my stuff to minimise what I own and fund any new stuff that I plan to buy. I'd like to have new brown or black knee high boots and ankle boots and new trainers/rubber shoes. I can't promise to have no relapse sadly Theta. Just pray for us all to stay well. Thanks for the thought and God bless you. Tc too.within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/8/2012 9:41 am |
Advance HAppy Valentine's Day jane. Read your messages and the song you posted in FB.love it BTW.yeah, try and try until you suceed indeed. Sent you a longer message back,as usual.hehehe! Will just post videos soon.See you! Take care now. Mwah!mwah! Yes videos please. Happy Valentines day. Don't forget your red petticoat. Unfortunately I'd an itchy throat then now it has traveled to my chest. I prefer runny nose. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/8/2012 9:44 am |
Hi Jane, Always good to read your posts. For some reason this one's meaning eludes me. Hope your V-Day is all smiles. Joseph no worries. It is nothing really. Just a joke between friends.The first joke implies that behind every man's success is a woman. She's the mastermind. And the little note about the image is about empowering women and show no fear to take care of matters of their own heart and don't always leave it to other people.within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/15/2012 8:59 am |
hi Janey ..love the joke above but to me it is not a joke but a reality. i remember when i was crying for hours when i was telling "someone" that my boss used to be just like me and is now a big time. i was crying so hard because i told that someone that i am a failure with him. for almost five (5) years that we've been together (friends, lovers, enemies, etc) i was the one beside him. he was always "one of them" at the top. i just dont know what's wrong with him, it always ended, months after or one or two years after. one thing i thought of was ... it's because "it's not always "me" beside him". ei, it would be great to see you in person just pm me okay?you take care always       
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2/16/2012 5:55 am |
hi Janey ..love the joke above but to me it is not a joke but a reality. i remember when i was crying for hours when i was telling "someone" that my boss used to be just like me and is now a big time. i was crying so hard because i told that someone that i am a failure with him. for almost five (5) years that we've been together (friends, lovers, enemies, etc) i was the one beside him. he was always "one of them" at the top. i just dont know what's wrong with him, it always ended, months after or one or two years after. one thing i thought of was ... it's because "it's not always "me" beside him". ei, it would be great to see you in person just pm me okay?you take care always Gosh I didn't expect anyone to relate to the joke. It's eerie when art imitates life. awww Malu it's quite unfair how much easier it is for a guy to make it to the top while you could be just as good or better at doing his job. But I guess there's a reason for everything including the heartaches we must feel and get over.I'll let you know of course when I get there. Take good care of yourself and cry no more hopefully. within each one of us, and let it begin with me (and each one of us)..one breath at a time.
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2/16/2012 7:52 am |
xoxo janey...
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