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awful63 61F
3109 posts
10/13/2006 10:26 am

Last Read:
10/14/2006 10:28 pm
to all the remarkable women
.....and to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know!!!!!!!!!

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now a days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ... Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like...... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... [dark blue]Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ... Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ...... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..... Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like....Parking spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

You Got Served!

A healthy friendship changes and grows ‒ i.e. it is dynamic. How do we know if it is alive or not? It must be growing and changing constantly. A healthy friendship will encourage personal growth as well as allow both parties to explore safely with new ideas and experiences.
virgo0969 54F
429 posts
10/13/2006 12:21 pm

 interesting post... may i add one?

men are like OCTOPUS - just one pat and they are all over you!


absimillliard 42M

10/13/2006 2:13 pm

 ooh. harsh. i like this.

sarcastic truths.


CoolBeans 37F

10/13/2006 11:13 pm

 Niceeee. Facts that I believe both men and women will agree on. LOL!


awful63 61F

10/14/2006 10:27 pm
    Quoting virgo0969:
    interesting post... may i add one?

    men are like OCTOPUS - just one pat and they are all over you!
lol, thanks sis for the adding one nyahahaha---
A healthy friendship changes and grows ‒ i.e. it is dynamic. How do we know if it is alive or not? It must be growing and changing constantly. A healthy friendship will encourage personal growth as well as allow both parties to explore safely with new ideas and experiences.


awful63 61F

10/14/2006 10:28 pm

 sorry bro but there's a sense of truth in it! hehehehhe- u should take those into considerations..
A healthy friendship changes and grows ‒ i.e. it is dynamic. How do we know if it is alive or not? It must be growing and changing constantly. A healthy friendship will encourage personal growth as well as allow both parties to explore safely with new ideas and experiences.


awful63 61F

10/14/2006 10:28 pm
    Quoting CoolBeans:
    Niceeee. Facts that I believe both men and women will agree on. LOL!
thanks sis----
A healthy friendship changes and grows ‒ i.e. it is dynamic. How do we know if it is alive or not? It must be growing and changing constantly. A healthy friendship will encourage personal growth as well as allow both parties to explore safely with new ideas and experiences.




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