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ShySagittarian 61F
77 posts
5/18/2008 12:09 pm

Last Read:
5/23/2008 12:17 pm
~**EXCUSE LETTERS**~

NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.... I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact.

1. My is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football . He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse tommy for being ab sent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

12. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

13. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

14. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.

15. Please excuse jennifer for miss ing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.

16. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.

17. My was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.

18. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

19. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

20. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

21. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

22. Mary ann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our .

metro_uncensored 43F

5/18/2008 5:59 pm

 thanks fro sharing sis!!!


ShySagittarian 61F

5/18/2008 7:01 pm

 No problem sis...now i have some ideas/alibis if ever i'm going to make an excuse letter for my children....lol

Thanks for dropping by...come again....


odette317 61F
1312 posts
5/18/2008 7:12 pm

 Shy, I've been teaching for so many years but I have not read excuse letters as funny and hilarious as these...thanks for sharing, they made my day.
Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.


ShySagittarian 61F

5/18/2008 9:00 pm
    Quoting odette317:
    Shy, I've been teaching for so many years but I have not read excuse letters as funny and hilarious as these...thanks for sharing, they made my day.
I've been laughing since day 1 i received this thru a friend, and i thought it would be nice to share it. Thanks sis for your visit. Please come again.


ShySagittarian 61F

5/21/2008 12:51 pm
    Quoting  :
At least sister meron ka nang kokopyahin pag absent anak mo sa school...hahahahahahahaha!!!Malamang ma-expel anak mo ng di oras....hahahahaha!!!!

I guess this is one to share with parents with "pupils"...lol




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