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Pinoy Hell......... A Pinoy dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a DIFFERENT hell for each country! He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you the rest of the day!" The Pinoy does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on! He checks out the USA hell, as well as the Australian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Filipino hell and finds that there is a very LONG line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Filipino devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day!" "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" Because there is always a BROWNOUT, so the electric chair does not work. Somebody stole all the nails, to sell it "POR KILO"! And the Filipino devil used to be a government official, so he comes in, punches his time-card, shakes hands with all the people waiting there, and then goes back home to drink a Red beer....!!! |
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1 post 10/9/2005 8:51 pm |
I am glad you have the time and interest to know the way of life, of some of the Filipino man, and that you still want to spend some of your vacation in the Philippines.
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10/10/2005 12:44 am |
I was a U.S. Naval Officer, and was stationed at the U.S. Subic Naval Base at Olongapo City in 1978-79! I had a home in Barrio Barretto! This is when I learned to love the Filipino people and their close family culture values!  This Blog might be somewhat believable, but it is meant as a joke only bareme4ever ko! 
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10/10/2005 2:26 am |
well, baby, thats happen really here in philippines, but mostly in people in politics, I AGREE WITH YOU BABY!!! WELL im glad that you know what happen here in our country...see you soon babe.
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10/10/2005 3:55 am |
hehehe!
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10/11/2005 3:56 pm |
Hey! Who's this Anne chick calling me baby?  I LUV IT!
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10/13/2005 7:36 pm |
ha ha ha ha )))))))
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10/14/2005 8:45 am |
hmmmm....i think pinoy hell is the real life story here in the phils. but i do hope though there are so many people like that here, many still appreciate the good side of being here..."loving" people...hsopitality and everything! hope u really enjoyed ur stay here.... good luck for more things to discover abt the filipinos here...hehehe
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10/19/2005 11:27 am |
Kumusta ka got2btrue?  Please read my last post, under my Blog "pogieamerican's son"! Your correct! I have discovered more thing about the Filipino people!
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LOL...yes, that is life in the Philippines, shameful but that is the plain truth, probably an eye opener for all Filipinos. We project an image full of graft and corruption, our positive is overcast by the negative, what a shame...when will we ever learn to try and change. Follow your dreams... and hit the mark.   
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1 post 11/3/2005 12:05 am |
hahaha!
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1 post 11/3/2005 10:06 pm |
hi pogi...thanks for making me laugh...i think i like your sense of humor!!! keep it up, it makes you more lovable... God bless you and thank you for letting us know that you care for Filipino people, i appreciate it wholeheartedly... thanks for the wink. 
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11/5/2005 3:53 am |
Filipinos maybe just like that, but is still beleive that they can do more for their self,instead of waiting for the help of others. Just what i discover in our Seminar in Unleashing the highest potential of our life. I beleive that everyone has the chance to change their lifestyle, only if they have a good discipline and beleive in their self that they can do better. In this way, no matter what hell you can go. You would rather to choose to stay there.Lol
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11/5/2005 4:31 am |
Hmmmmmm.....sounds really a better place ... I would encourage every soul, irregardless of race to go to Pinoy Hell...at least in there, they still got the chance to repent and pray, ask for God's forgiveness. Got all the time to do it because of the long line..  unlike in the other race's hell..wherein they'll immediately be served their punishment, no more chance.. Mabuhay ang patay sa Pinoy Hell !!!
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12/27/2005 10:57 pm |
brownout does gives good business ehhh hahahahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Have a nice day ! 
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